Saturday, September 29, 2007

‘Manda Bala (Send a Bullet)’

I never made it to see the Pras documentary “Skid Row” like I wanted to. But I stumbled upon an excellent doc a few weeks ago – “Manda Bala (Send a Bullet).”

It’s about the epidemic of kidnappings in São Paulo, the financial capital of Brazil and one of the most populated cities on Earth... a place where rich people live in high-rises that tower above the slums where poor people live.

Director Jason Kohn doesn’t tell a linear story. It’s more of a meditation on political corruption and class warfare.

But he paints a fascinating picture of the whole sub-economy that has sprung up to deal with the kidnappings: fleets of private helicopters to move the very rich from place to place; car customizers who specialize in bulletproofing; a plastic surgeon who specializes in rebuilding ears, because so many kidnappers slice off the ears of their hostages. (Kohn shows actual video footage of one such mutilation.)

He interviews a former hostage in her high-rise apartment... and also interviews a professional kidnapper (wearing a ski mask) in his slum dwelling. With a sharp eye for characterization, Kohn interviews cops, politicians and businessmen.

Plus, the film is pictorially beautiful.

As if all that weren’t enough, the “Manda Bala” soundtrack is wall-to-wall amazing Brazilian music. I went back to see it again... just for the music!

“Manda Bala” is rolling out slowly across the country. It opened yesterday in Chicago, Seattle, Dallas, San Diego and Washington, D.C. The week before that, it opened in Detroit and Minneapolis. Next weekend, it opens in Miami and Pittsburgh. And so forth.

If you enjoy stepping inside a moviehouse and being taken to a totally different place, I recommend you go out of your way to see “Manda Bala.”

Here’s the trailer.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Happy birthday, Koko Taylor.

On September 28, 1928, Cora Walton was born just outside of Memphis, Tenn. Growing up, she sang in the church choir.

But destiny carried her to Chicago, where she married Robert Taylor and began performing in blues clubs alongside the likes of Buddy Guy and Junior Wells.

Koko Taylor had a big hit in 1966 with her cover of Willie Dixon’s “Wang Dang Doodle.” And through the ’70s and ’80s, her stardom in the blues world grew and grew.

But I only heard of Koko Taylor by way of Paul Shaffer, of all people. Shaffer is a great friend to blues, soul and funk music. On his 1989 album “Coast to Coast,” he featured Ms. Taylor on a remake of “Wang Dang Doodle.”

I’m streaming that track on my Vox blog. Click here to hear it.

Koko Taylor is still making music. This year she put out a CD called “Old School.” (Downloadble from iTunes and Amazon.com.)

To hear “Piece of Man” from that CD, click here.

For some oral history, there’s a great online “audio tour” at the Chicago Office of Tourism webiste titled “Chicago Blues.” (Also downloadable as a FREE iTunes podcast.) Narrated by Buddy Guy, it’s a thumbnail history of the music, encompassing Willie Dixon, Muddy Waters, the Chess and Vee-Jay record labels, and more.

Click here for a minute’s worth of Koko Taylor’s recollections for that “Chicago Blues” piece. She begins by addressing the fact that, though women such as Bessie Smith and Memphis Minnie were major stars of the early blues, very few women were singing the blues when she came up in the 1960s.

Here she is, doing her big hit:

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Playlist: It’s National Hispanic Heritage Month!

What... you didn’t know it was National Hispanic Heritage Month? Well, it is. That’s why the Google logo has a piñata in it right now.

For some screwed-up reason, National Hispanic Heritage Month runs from September 15 to October 15. (It started under Lyndon Johnson as “National Hispanic Heritage Week.” The week of September 15 was chosen because September 15 is independence day for Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras and Nicaragua. For reals.)

So... the perfect excuse for me to stream some of my favorite tracks en español. These are some of the tunes I would’ve used if my TV show “Kingpin” had lasted longer.

Click the song titles below to let the music play on my Vox site.

1. “Pinche Stereo Band” – Plastilina Mosh

Pinche is such a bad word that iTunes spells it P****e. A little linguistic tidbit for y’alls. Anyhoo, Plastilina Mosh (pictured above) is a funky alt-rock group out of Monterrey, Mexico.

This track is also downloadable from Amazon.com. I think it’s neat that Amazon is in the MP3 business now... selling high-quality MP3s for 99 cents (or 89 cents) that would cost you $1.29 through iTunes Plus.

2. “Más Bonita” – Ely Guerra

Ely Guerra is also part of Mexico’s sexy new-school rock scene. This track is downloadable from Amazon as well as iTunes.

3. “La Vida No Es Igual” – Jaguares

Mexico City’s Jaguares are one of the top bands in Latin America. And lead singer Saúl Hernández has been kicking out the jams for 20 years.

Downloadable from iTunes.

4. “Marea” – Los Pinguos

Los Pinguos, an Argentinian group based in L.A., is on the poppier side of things. But I like how this song moves.

Downloadable from Amazon (for 89 cents) and iTunes.

5. “Burbuja” – Si*Sé

The New York electronica band Si*Sé, fronted by Dominican Carol C (pictured), was signed to David Byrne’s boutique label, Luaka Bop, before being picked up by Sony.

Downloadable from Amazon, iTunes and eMusic.

UPDATE (09/27/07): Ooops. The Google-logo piñata might have nothing to do with National Hispanic Heritage Month. Could merely be in celebration of Google's ninth anniversary. My bad.

Is Obama ready for this?

I figured it was finally time to check out one of those Democratic presidential debates (even though it still feels too damn early to me).

So I watched the Dartmouth debate last night on MSNBC. And I was surprised by how unimpressive Barack Obama was. Shoot, doesn’t he have, like, 50 presidential debates under his belt by now?

But he was stammering, and talking about fuzzy shit like “bringing people together”... which doesn’t really mean anything. Obama seemed insubstantial.

When asked by Tim Russert about his qualifications for the presidency, Obama mentioned his experience in the Illinois state legislature, and building coalitions during his campaign for the U.S. Senate.... “the kinds of experience people are looking for right now.”

Uhh... no.

I thought, when Obama stepped into this race, it was a mistake. His time – if he’s destined to have a time – is probably eight years from now, after acquiring some kind of record of accomplishment as a senator.

But then the whole “rock star” mystique swirled up around him, and I figured, “Well, let’s see what happens. Maybe he’ll rise to this.” Besides, a little rock star mystique isn’t bad to see in a presidential race. (Or am I wrong, and you’re just dying to go hear Fred Thompson or Bill Richardson speak?)

Sen. Obama is gonna need to do more than touch the hem of Oprah’s garment and post slick campaign videos on YouTube. He has to start looking like somebody who’s supposed to be President of the United States. (Which is hard to do if you’re not.)

Has anybody been following this debates closely or semi-closely? Was last night an off night for Obama?

Season 5 theme song for ‘The Wire’

Ooh, looky-here... Steve Earle’s new CD came out on Tuesday. And it includes his cover of Tom Waits’s “Way Down in the Hole.”

Yep, this version will be the main-title music for the fifth (and final) season of HBO’s “The Wire,” premiering in January.

It’s a hot track, y’all. The entire album, “Washington Square Serenade,” was produced by John King, one half of the Dust Brothers (who produced “Paul’s Boutique” and “Odelay”).

To hear “Way Down in the Hole” on my Vox audio stash, click here.

You can purchase this track from iTunes or (as I did for the first time) from Amazon.com.

FYI, there’s a FREE MP3 of another song off the album – “City of Immigrants” – available through Minnesota Public Radio. But you’ll have to move quickly to snag that one; MPR’s free tracks are only up for a few days.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Bill O’Reilly’s Harlem adventure

I’m on record as being a Bill O’Reilly fan. Not saying that I agree with him regularly, or even think he’s particularly intelligent. But I do find his TV show entertaining. He’s a natural-born broadcaster.

Okay, so now O’Reilly’s in a dither because of the left-wing website Media Matters, which uploaded a couple of audio bites from O’Reilly’s radio show last week – in which O’Reilly referred to a recent dining experience with Al Sharpton in Harlem – and made him seem like a racially insensitive boob. (Hat-tip: justjudith.)

Basically, O’Reilly said he was shocked to discover that the soul food restaurant Sylvia’s was just like any other restaurant in New York... “even though it’s run by blacks,” with “primarily black patronship.”

A number of mainstream media outlets – including CNN – reported these comments.

On his cable show tonight, rather than acknowledge that he expressed himself poorly, O’Reilly made it all about the “smear” tactics of the liberal media. He even asked Sharpton to speak up in his defense. (Sharpton said he’d have to listen to O’Reilly’s remarks “in context” before passing judgement. Sharpton did say this wasn’t the first time he and O’Reilly had broken bread in Harlem.)

To hear O’Reilly’s radio remarks for yourself, click here. This clip (via Media Matters) also includes O’Reilly’s subsequent remarks in a conversation with Juan Williams concerning the remarkably normal behavior of diners at Sylvia’s (as well as the “well-dressed” black people he saw while attending an Anita Baker concert).

To Mr. O’Reilly, I say: Keep your head up. You will weather this storm. And if you’re ever in Southern California, and have a hankering for home-style meatloaf, I suggest you hit Aunt Kizzy’s Back Porch, where I can attest that black customers do NOT toss chicken bones on the floor.

Also, Bill, the next time you’re in D.C., check out Georgia Brown’s. Believe it or not, I have not personally witnessed any African-American patrons cussing, belching or farting at the table there. Go see for yourself if you don’t believe me.

(Now... I have to say, I’m glad Sharpton didn’t take O’Reilly to a movie theater in Harlem. Y’all know what I’m talking about...)

UPDATE (09/26/07): And fuck Keith Olbermann for trying to pump this thing up into an Imus-like shitstorm. (As if Olbermann’s heart bleeds for the hurt feelings of black people.) What O’Reilly said was comical. He deserves to be mocked, not compared with Al Campanis.

My kind of humor

Whoever submitted my blog for this recognition has my gratitude. (And yes, that is a parody site).

Eldridge Cleaver, fashion visionary

Back in March, when I posted part of my 1982 interview with former Black Panther Eldridge Cleaver, my friend Susie commented that she was dying to see the pants Cleaver had designed. You know... the pants with the external penis pouch.

I had never laid eyes on them myself. Until today.

I tip my hat to nom de grr, who presented this vintage magazine page (click it for a larger view):

Corey Harris, certified genius!

Ten days ago, I pointed y’all to a couple of free MP3s from Corey Harris, neo-traditional blues artist.

Well, Mr. Harris is in the news, because yesterday he was named a MacArthur Fellow. That means he’ll receive a so-called “genius grant” from the MacArthur Foundation – $500,000 over the next five years, “no strings attached.”

Congratulations, Corey Harris!

(Here are all 24 of this year’s MacArthur Fellows.)

Let me celebrate by streaming a track off his new reggae CD, “Zion Crossroads.” (Downloadable from iTunes.) Click here to check out “Heathen Rage.”

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

‘Run, N-gger, Run’

I stumbled upon a classic American folk song earlier this year... one I’d never heard of before.

It’s called “Run, Nigger, Run.”

This tune – under the variant title “Run, Boy, Run” – is an old-time country music standard. It has been recorded by famous fiddlers such as Eck Robertson and Earl Collins, and by banjo-pluckers like Uncle Dave Macon and Jim Smoak.

But those were instrumental versions. You can click here and sample Fiddlin’ Eck Robertson’s rendition from the 1920s, streaming on my Vox audio stash.

Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Catchy little melody, isn’t it?

Now, ready for a version with lyrics? Click here for “Run, Nigger, Run” as recorded in 1927 by the Skillet Lickers (pictured). Again, I’ll wait.

Oh, I wish I could see your face right now. In case you couldn’t make out the words, he’s saying:

Run nigger run, the pateroller catch you,
Run nigger run, well you better get away...

Nigger run, nigger flew,
Nigger tore his shirt in two,
Run, run, the pateroller catch you,
Run nigger run, well you better get away.


Just so you know, the Skillet Lickers were NOT the house band for the Ku Klux Klan. They were a popular and influential group that recorded this song (and more than 100 others) for Columbia Records!

Also, they didn’t write it. “Run, Nigger, Run” was already a part of Southern folklore. Click here to listen to a verse recited by a white woman in Tennessee, as documented by folklorist John Quincy Wolf.

Now here’s the real surprise: “Run, Nigger, Run” was originally a black folk song. More precisely, a song sung by slaves.

And that, of course, gives a whole different meaning to the lyric. “Run, nigger, run” isn’t supposed to be a threat; it’s a cheer... and a word to the wise.

Listen for yourself. The only black version I can find is a half-minute fragment by prison inmate Mose “Clear Rock” Platt, recorded by folklorists John and Alan Lomax for the Library of Congress. Click here.

There is much documentary evidence that this was a popular song amongst colored folk. Joel Chandler Harris, that famous white expert on Southern Negroes – (he wrote the “Uncle Remus” stories) – mentions the song by way of defining the black term “patter-rollers” (“patrols”).

“In the country districts,” Harris wrote, “order was kept on the plantations at night by the knowledge that they were liable to be visited at any moment by the patrols. Hence a song current among the negroes, the chorus of which was: ‘Run, nigger, run; patter-roller ketch you – Run, nigger, run; hit’s almos’ day.’ ”

Another white gent, Abraham Hoss Yeager, wrote in his autobiography about a folk song which “grew out of the custom of appointing patrols to see that the Negroes stayed in their quarters at night.”

“It gave them extreme pleasure to elude these nocturnal guards,” Yeager continued, “and they celebrated their narrow escapes by song. The Negroes called these guards ‘patty rollers,’ and they embalmed the name in the chorus: ‘O! run Nigger run the patty roler’l catch you; O! run Nigger run it’s almost day.’ ”

Deeper still, the song was referred to by elderly ex-slaves in various documented “slave narratives.”

Harre Quarls of Texas remembered: “[U]s couldn’t go anywhere ’cept us have pass from our massa to ’nother. If us slips off, dem patterrollers gits us. Patterroller hits 39 licks with de rawhide with de nine tails. Patterroller gits 50 cents for hittin’ us 39 licks.

“Captain, here am de words to de patterroller song: ‘Run, nigger, run, patterroller cotch you...’ ”

Likewise, Cresa Mack of Arkansas told an interviewer: “I remember that they used to sing: ‘Run nigger run, The paddy rollers catch you...’ Course if they catch you without pass, they’d beat you nearly to death, and tell you to go home to your master.”

The most detailed recollection comes from a man named Sylvia Floyd of Mississippi. Here is what Mr. Floyd told a U.S. government interviewer, exactly as it was rendered in the official transcript:
SYLVIA FLOYD: ... Dey never let ’em leave de plantation wid out a pass, an’ dey had patrole riders to go out an’ git ’em ifen dey didn’t come in. Dey didn’t hab to be much late ’fore yo’ could hear ’em commin’ after ’em.

De darkies use to pull pranks on de patrole riders by strechin’ grape vines across de road to throw de horses. At other times de slaves ’ud git a little riled up an’ jump de traces a little by fightin’ back wid fire, but dey couldn’t never do much fer dey never was allowed to git together enough to carry out nothin’. De patrole riders kept ’em purty well rounded up an’ seperated only ’cept long enuf fer a little frolicin’.

Dey use to sing dis ole song ’bout ’em:

Run, nigger, run, de patrole’s a commin’,
Run, nigger, run, de patrole’s a commin’,
Dat nigger run, dat nigger flew
Dat nigger tore his shirt in two
Run, nigger, run!

‘Amos ’n’ Andy’ on UBM-TV

Ahhh... they don’t make TV shows like this anymore. Not since “Steve Harvey” went off the air.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A free Queen Latifah download

I’ve always liked Queen Latifah. Her looks are appealing, her spirit is appealing, she can act... she’s an entertainer. When “Chicago” kicked her Hollywood career to a higher level, I went “Yay!”

All that said, I didn’t run out and buy her “Dana Owens Album” in 2004, when she repackaged herself as a pop-jazz songbird. Just didn’t feel the need to go there with her.

Same is true with her new CD, “Trav’lin’ Light,” which hits the street tomorrow.

But I would download a FREE track off of “Trav’lin’ Light.” In fact, I did. It’s a cover of “Poetry Man.” Follow this link and you can get that MP3 – nice and legal – from Download.com.

Now here’s the thing. Phoebe Snow sang that song as well as anyone could possibly sing it. I don’t think it was a good idea for Latifah to record it... especially with an arrangement nearly identical to the original.

It’s a pleasant version, I guess. And Latifah enunciates such that I can understand a few lyrics I didn’t get before (like “sultry vamp”).

But... well, ummm... you know, like... who cares?

Click here to check the song out on my Vox blog.

Sending this one out to spoonfedcornbread

As I reported on September 13, YouTube shut down the account of “spoonfedcornbread,” the source of my Wednesday 45 Flashbacks.

In spoonfed’s honor, another YouTube record-spinner – name of “nelsonwalrus” – dedicated a few platters to the man. One of them was “Harvest for the World” by the Isleys.

Rock on, spoonfedcornbread!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Fred Williamson on O.J. Simpson

This is overdue, but I salute Eric Easter, the man hired nine months ago to upgrade the Web presence of Ebony and Jet magazines.

He has attracted a talented bunch of writers to EbonyJet.com. (I would’ve been one of them, but my head is in a place right now where I can’t deal with any kind of obligations to others. I just need to chill in the Batcave for a while.)

Easter launched a new feature on Friday – a recurring commentary by Fred “The Hammer” Williamson, ex-football star, American film legend. A brilliant concept!

The Hammer’s debut commentary is on the Juice. O.J., that is.

Here is part of what he had to say:
FRED WILLIAMSON: I play a lot of golf – three, four times a day. Great character analysis comes out on the golf course. The way a man reacts on the course is a true measure of his character.

OJ he’s a golf club thrower, he kicks the green, he makes holes in the green. The guy is not in control of himself. Golf brings out this quality in people. The way a guy handles himself, handles adversity on the golf course is the way that man is in life. It’s a true measure – works every time. The most obnoxious human being on the golf course is the man who throws his clubs, kicks the ground.

There’s no worse swing than Charles Barkley’s, we all know that. And when he misses a shot, he laughs. It’s funny to him. OJ goes berserk. It’s quite clear he is a man not in control of himself.

Unnecessary ‘Soul Train’ flashback

I happened to flip on the TV around 2 a.m. this morning, and was startled to hear that sproingy bassline from the “Soul Train” theme, circa mid-1980s. The one by O’Bryan.

Yep, they’re showing old “Soul Trains” in syndication now.

The trippy thing about this one was, I recognized one of the dancers. It was none other than Rosie Perez... shakin’ it and breakin’ it.

Cute to see. But here’s the problem. After hearing the first two records – Nu Shooz’s “Point of No Return” and James Brown’s “Gravity” – I couldn’t stands no more. Who needs to be reminded just how sucktastic and craptacular mid-’80s music was?

Not me, brah. I was outtie 5000.

Then I gots to thinking to myself: “Self, if they’re gonna show old ‘Soul Trains’ in syndication, why don’t they bring the real treasure? The hard, nasty ’70s funk... along with the honey-sweet ’70s soul?”

I’m talking ’bout something like this joint right cheer.

So what about that, Don Cornelius? And where them DVDs at?

Everybody needs hobbies.

And one of my hobbies – ever since that nut John Mark Karr “confessed” to murdering JonBenet Ramsey – is finding the MySpace pages of folks caught up in high-profile criminal cases.

MySpace is such a vast phenomenon, it gives a global public presence to damn-near every teenager in America.

Here’s the one for John Mark Karr’s eldest son, for instance.

For me, this is kind of like “trainspotting.”

Anyway, here’s the page for one of the Louisiana high-school kids known as the “Jena 6.”

It’s got the obligatory Tupac quote: “I feel like Black Jesus got his hands on me and guides me through life to put me where I’m supposed to be!!”

Musically, it features a surprising choice of display tune: John Mayer’s “Waiting on the World to Change.” Chosen for its lyrics, I suppose. (“Me and all my friends, we're all misunderstood...”)

And it’s got this big piece of artwork (quoting Tupac again):

Saturday, September 22, 2007

A free 3 Tenors of Soul download

Speaking of badass falsettos, there’s a CD coming out on Tuesday that all Philly-soul fans should know about.

Veteran guitarist/songwriter/producer Bobby Eli conceived a project called 3 Tenors of Soul, bringing together ’70s balladeers Russell Thompkins, Jr. (the Sylistics), Will Hart (the Delfonics) and Ted Mills (Blue Magic). The resulting album is titled “All the Way from Philadelphia.”

Three tracks from this album are available as FREE MP3s on the 3 Tenors of Soul MySpace page.

The one I highly recommend is “How Could I Let You Get Away,” originally recorded by the Spinners for their classic 1972 album “Spinners.” Crazy as this sounds, I say the 3 Tenors version – with Thompkins singing lead – might be better than the original.

Listen for yourself on my Vox blog; just click here.

Russell Thompkins’ voice is still a wonderful thing. He sounds great on another of the free songs – “A Love of Your Own,” an old Average White Band ballad.

Unfortunately, you need to avoid the third free offering, a cover of Earth, Wind & Fire’s “Fantasy.” Ted Mills had no business messing around with some Philip Bailey.

This concludes my cavalcade of daily free-music links. If some of them blew past you, let me point you again to tracks by Susana Baca, Katie Webster, Angélique Kidjo, Gail Ann Dorsey, Toshi Reagon, Greg Osby, Corey Harris and Fay Victor.

Every now and then in the future, I’ll point you to some more free goodness.

Cephas & Wiggins on UBM-TV

Bringing up Cephas & Wiggins the other day got me in a mood to check out the D.C. bluesmen on YouTube. There’s quite a bit of fan-shot video from events like the Smithsonian Folklife Festival.

The clips I’ve pulled up on my Video Bar come from a fan known as ibchilln.

Friday, September 21, 2007

A free Billy Bang download

Jazz violinists. Yes, they do exist.

If you get a chance to see Billy Bang live, I suggest you take advantage of it. I caught him last year with Kahil El’Zabar, and it was a hell of a show.

A Vietnam combat veteran, Billy Bang has explored that experience in his music – most recently on his 2005 CD “Vietnam: Reflections.” (Available through iTunes and eMusic.) You can download a FREE MP3 off that album (“Doi Moi”) by following this link to Firehouse 12, the New Haven performance venue. (Look under “Music Samples.”)

But I want to play you a different track. Click here to hear “Reflections” on my Vox blog. It also showcases John Hicks on piano, Henry Threadgill on flute and Ted Daniel on trumpet.

Tomorrow being the final day of summer, it’ll also be the end of my cavalcade of free-MP3 links. Hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did.

Things that make you go ‘Hmmm’

BARBARA WALTERS: If your son says to you, “Mom, is the world round or flat?” –

SHERRI SHEPHERD: I’ll have to go, “Baby, we gotta go to the library and find some books!”


Hat-tip to Prof. Paul Butler at BlackProf.com, who proclaimed comedian Sherri Shepherd the “Flat Earth Negro of the Week.”



UPDATE (09/22/07): Poor Sherri Shepherd. You should see some of the comments people posted on her personal website over this flat-Earth business.

Sherri’s site administrator has shut down the discussion, saying that some folks have sent messages “laced with profanity and racial slurs.” Those have been deleted.

But some critical comments remain. Such as these:

“Mind boggling. Sherri, I never imagined anyone with such a sub-standard education would be allowed on as a regular member of a panel discussion show like the ‘The View’. I mean this is elementary school stuff. You have humiliated every black person in the US with that performance.”

“Sherri, stop whatever it is that you're doing at the moment and go look at a globe. It's round for a reason, Einstein.”

“I can’t imagine anyone having the guts to criticize evolution when they don't even know if the earth is round or flat! If I were you I’d be ashamed to air my ignorant opinions to millions of viewers.”

“A grown woman who claims not only not to know whether the earth is flat or round but also to never have thought about it is too stupendously ignorant to be on any talk show. What are the names of the schools at which Sherri Shepherd claims to have been educated?”

Ol’ girl is gonna have to straighten this mess out Monday on the show.

UPDATE (09/23/07): Actually, she explained herself on Friday’s show, saying “Of course I know the Earth is round,” and attributing her confusion to nervousness.

But still, the way Shepherd got attacked on her own website, I think she might be inclined to talk about it some more on Monday.

Friday Concert: Swamp Dogg

Here’s the last of my weekly concert-video embeds. Because I done squeezed all the funk I can squeeze out of that Dutch website Fabchannel.com. It was cool while it lasted.

Below is an Amsterdam gig from five months ago by Jerry “Swamp Dogg” Williams, an old-fashioned funky soul man with an eccentric vibe... plus a political edge.

Swamp Dogg’s been out there doin’ it for decades. My only problem with this concert is that he doesn’t sing my favorite song of his: “Surfin’ in Harlem.” (Click here to check it out on my Vox site.)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

A free Cephas & Wiggins download

Being a D.C. boy, I’m down with Cephas & Wiggins, the world-travelling Piedmont blues traditionalists. John Cephas and Phil Wiggins were always playing at the Folklife Festival and things like that. They always rocked.

Follow this link if you’d like to download a FREE MP3 by Cephas & Wiggins, courtesy of Download.com. The song is “Ain’t Seen My Baby,” off their 2006 CD “Shoulder to Shoulder.” (Available on iTunes.)

You can hear “Ain’t Seen My Baby” on my Vox blog by clicking here.

‘30 Rock’ on UBM-TV

Cheers to Tina Fey and the rest of her “30 Rock” team for winning the big Emmy on Sunday night. It was an absolutely cool surprise. Nice to see the good guys win one.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Rush Limbaugh’s black fan

I heard something crazy on the radio this morning. But let me say first: I don’t make a habit of listening to “The Rush Limbaugh Show.”

As disenchanted as I am with liberal orthodoxy, I cannot stomach Limbaugh... or that smug loudmouth Sean Hannity. (O’Reilly’s cool, though. He’s a gifted broadcaster, no denying it.)

So what happened was... I fell asleep with the radio on in the wee hours. And then a voice snatched me out of my dream sleep. It was a black man’s voice. On “The Rush Limbaugh Show.”

’Twas a talk-radio moment to savor. Click here and listen for yourself to “A.J. from Houston.”

(Then perhaps we can pitch in and explain to this brother what a passport is, and why illegal immigrants aren’t likely to have one.)

A free Screaming Headless Torsos download

I pointed to a free video clip of the Screaming Headless Torsos last month. Now let me direct y’all to an audio track – “Just For Now,” off the band’s “2005” CD.

Dean Bowman’s wigged-out vocalistics are (as always) a trip.

Follow this link to Bowman’s own website. You’ll see “Just For Now” among other FREE MP3s on his downloads page. (The rest are non-Torsos tracks. Bowman be croonin’ on a lot of different projects.)

To hear “Just For Now” on my Vox site, click here.

Negro, Not a Negro: The groove factor

We’ve looked at faces, we’ve looked at booties. We heard singing voices and speaking voices.

Now I wanna go to the deepest level of our conscious and subconscious perceptions of race. Can you listen to a group of musicians in a groove... and tell if they’re black or white?

With so many white boys out there givin’ up the funk, it might not be so easy. Then again, it’s hard to fool Mother Nature. (Not to be confused with: “Is it live or is it Memorex?”)

So... let’s have a contest. There are six musical snippets below, roughly 40 seconds apiece. Some are by black musicians, some are by whites. The first person to correctly race-identify all six tracks, A thru F – black or white? Negroes or not Negroes? – will win a prize.

That prize is an excellent Johnny Otis CD from 1992 – “Spirit of the Black Territory Bands.” (Downloadable from iTunes and eMusic.)

Mr. Otis, of course, is the son of Greek immigrants who decided to become a black musician. (And became a legendary one.)

For an example of the old-style swingin’ on the “Territory Bands” album, click here and spin “Harlem Nocturne” on my Vox blog.

The rules are simple: Post your six guesses in the comments thread. Only one set of guesses per player. And if you happen to recognize any of these bands... please keep the information to yourself until the contest is over.

Here we go:

Track A

Track B

Track C

Track D

Track E

Track F

UPDATE (09/21/07): No winner this time, y’all. Dang... some white muthafunkers got their game tight enough to pass the blindfold test! Wild Cherry would be proud.

So here’s the rundown:

A: white
B: white
C: black
D: white
E: black
F: black

Even though most of you pegged Track A as a white band, this one had me fooled. When I copped it via Napster years ago, I assumed “Message from the Godfather” by the James Taylor Quartet was some obscure James Brown tribute/ripoff from the 1970s.

Nope. JTQ is a British band (pictured at right), and this cut came out in 2001.

Track B is “Tighten Your Wig” by Galactic, a highly regarded New Orleans funk unit (pictured below).

Track C is “Pledge” by Jef Lee Johnson, a one-man band out of Philadelphia.

Track D is a cover of the J.B.s’ “Damn Right I’m Somebody” by T.J. Kirk, the hipster quartet of Charlie Hunter, Will Bernard, John Schott and Scott Amendola.

Track E is an untitled live jam by Jean-Paul Bourelly, Vernon Reid, Dennis Chambers and T.M. Stevens. You can download this one for FREE from Bourelly’s website. Just follow this link, scroll down to where it says “Jean-Paul Bourelly & Vernon Reid – Live,” and click “track 2.”

Track F is “Funk Reaction” by Lonnie Smith. Or Lonnie Liston Smith. There is much confusion on this matter. Either way, he black. This track was recorded in 1978.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Something clever from Stew

I thank my friend Susie for pointing me to this YouTube video by singer Mark Stewart, a.k.a. Stew. The song is “Black Men Ski.” It’s a bone-dry satire about racial stereotypes.

Stew earned a rep in L.A. with his rock band, The Negro Problem. Nowadays he seems to be focused on theatrical and cabaret-style writings and performance. Hey, whatever it takes...

As for this vidclip, please suffer through the cryptic commercial at the beginning.

A free Andrew Cyrille download

For the past few years, I’ve been swimming in the ocean of hard bop... loving every minute of it. Only recently have I dipped my toe into free jazz.

But I know enough to point you without hesitation to a FREE MP3 from Andrew Cyrille, free-jazz drummer par excellence.

Follow this link to the website for Firehouse 12, a performance space in New Haven, Conn. Scroll down to “Music Samples.” You’ll find the MP3 for “Low Blue Flame.”

On this cut, Cyrille duets with saxophonist Greg Osby. It’s from a 2006 CD (released in Europe) also titled “Low Blue Flame.”

Click here to sample the track on my Vox blog, and see if this type of thing strikes your fancy.

Cute white chick outwits GIANT NEGRO!!

Since I launched this blog last December, one post has drawn more attention from across the internets than any other: “Attack of the GIANT NEGROES!!”

All summer, the giant Negroes have been discovered and pointed to by fans of American weirdness. My post was cited last week by the law-professor clique at BlackProf.com. And yesterday, a MetaFilter commenter linked to it, sending hundreds of new eyeballs here.

Nobody doesn’t like the giant Negroes.

All of which reminds me: there’s one giant-Negro story I never got around to writing about. So here it is now.

It’s about Sallie Kline, a 21-year-old “flapper” and Smith College graduate who, having fallen asleep on a sofa in her father’s Manhattan apartment, woke up to discover a burglar creeping around in the darkness.

She didn’t realize at first, but this wasn’t any old burglar. This was a “huge negro burglar.”

The New York Times reported Sallie Kline’s story on April 30, 1922. And much of the tale was told in Miss Kline’s own voice. Here’s what she said happened, after she saw the beam of the burglar’s flashlight moving around her father’s library and settling upon a desk:
SALLIE KLINE: It would have been stupid for me to yell, wouldn’t it, with father and mother and my brother Edward away back in the apartment. They probably would not have heard me. First I thought whether I looked nice. I really thought I’d vamp him.

So I said: “What are you doing there? I know you’re a burglar, but why don’t you try some of the rich families. We are poor – really we are.”

The light then was turned upon me. The burglar could see me plainly. I heard his voice. “I want your ‘vallables,’ ” he said. I especially noticed that word. Then I knew the burglar was a foreigner. He repeated he wanted our “vallables.”

“We have only a few here,” I said, “you are wasting your time.” Again – “why don’t you go to some rich people?” It seemed at first as if the man was going to do something rash, but I thought I could manage him.

“How did you get in here?” I asked.

“I came in through that window,” he said, and he pointed with the light to the open library window, which is about ten or twelve feet above the street. I had left this window open when I went to sleep. He said he had scaled the wall.

The conversation really was becoming interesting. I reasoned with him, and bargained with him, too. I told him that if he would go quietly out he probably would find some persons who did not need their “vallables,” and besides that I would scream if he did not go.

“My father is a large man and if I scream he will surely come, and my brother is there, too, and besides, you wouldn’t hurt me if I screamed, would you?” He said, no he wouldn’t.

“If you’ll go quietly I won’t squeal on you or tell the police – or anything,” I told him.

He seemed to agree with me that to go out quietly would be better all around, and with a few more words I had convinced him that this would be the best course. But before he went I decided to see whether or not he had taken anything from the desk.

So I said: “Come over here.” And, what do you think, he came right over near the sofa. “Are you sure you haven’t taken anything?” I asked.

“No, ma’am, I swear I haven’t.”

“Turn out your pockets.” And he turned out his coat pockets and his trousers pockets and turned the flashlight on them. He kept the light away from his face all the time, though.

“All right,” I said, “now you can go if you promise me one thing. Don’t take anything.”

“I promise,” he said.

“All right, then, shake!” The hand that was thrust into mine was large and black. I realized then for the first time that I had been talking to a huge negro burglar; but let me say right here that he was the nicest burglar I could have met. Do you think I would tell the police on him – anyway, I wouldn’t recognize him, because I didn’t see his face. ...

He climbed out the same way he got in – he literally hung for a few seconds and then dropped to the street. Just as soon as he had left the window I went to it and saw him walking, unhurriedly, mind you, toward Riverside Drive. There he turned the corner and disappeared.

Then I thought a minute to make sure it had not been a terrible dream, and then I ran back in the apartment and wakened my brother Edward. I realized that if I waited until the morning to tell the family they would say I had had a dream. ...

But really I’d like to do something for that burglar. I told him to be a sport, and he was a sport. I’m a sport, too, and so I wouldn’t yell. ...

Monday, September 17, 2007

Playlist: Today’s word is ‘motherfucker’

Author and filmmaker Nelson George plans to shoot a documentary this fall about “the life and times of the word ‘Motherfucker.’ ”

As he announced on his blog in July: “I’m looking for stories, songs, novels and personal memories of the word.” (Hat-tip: Rock & Rap Confidential.)

Very cool concept, Nelson. So here’s five motherfuckin’ cuts from my personal stash. (If anybody else has some motherfuckin’ recommendations, put them in the comments section.)

Now, click on the song titles below to hear the tracks on my Vox blog. (NSFW... MF)

1. “The Dirty Dozen” – Jelly Roll Morton

This one might rock your world a little bit. Jelly Roll Morton was a founding father of jazz. In 1938, folklorist Alan Lomax recorded extensive interviews with Morton for the Library of Congress... an oral history of the music’s early days.

Those interviews are now available on an 8-CD box set from Rounder Records – “Jelly Roll Morton: The Complete Library of Congress Recordings.”

The Lomax recordings include this demonstration of a raucous, filthy ditty which Morton says he first heard in Chicago around 1908.

2. “Nuclear War” – Sun Ra

Sonny cracks me up.

3. “Dolemite” – Rudy Ray Moore

Comedian Rudy Ray Moore’s 1970 LP “Eat Out More Often” was a turning point in the history of the word “motherfucker.” The track “Dolemite” alone smashed all record-industry taboos regarding America’s dirtiest cuss word.

This album – and its wild success – allowed Richard Pryor to step up and do his thing on wax, no holds barred.

4. “Shit, Damn, Motherfucker” – D’Angelo

Whatever happened to that motherfucker D’Angelo?

5. “Sexy M.F.” – Prince

Prince can’t rap for shit. But he is a sexy motherfucker.

A free Fay Victor download

If you’re unfamiliar with vocalist Fay Victor, I’m happy to introduce you. And what better way than with a FREE MP3?

Ms. Victor does a great avant-jazz interpretation of The Doors’ “People Are Strange” on her 2004 CD “Lazy Old Sun.” To download this track for free, you need to register at AllAboutJazz.com (which is also free).

All About Jazz has a whopping 845 tracks available for downloading. Many are from no-name artists. But if you kick around in that database, you’re bound to stumble upon some gems. Like I did with Fay Victor.

Anyhow, once you’re registered, just go to the downloads page and plug Fay Victor’s name in the search engine.

To give “People Are Strange” a listen beforehand, click here because I’m streaming it on my Vox blog. (Give Fay about 45 seconds to start cooking.)

For your further delectation, Ms. Victor’s website is here; her MySpace page is here.

Nona Hendryx on UBM-TV

“... I think that we as a people discard what we have too quickly and don’t sustain it. And if it’s good, you can’t blame somebody else for picking it up. ... You leave a good-looking woman laying around, somebody gonna pick that up!”

That’s Nona Hendryx talking about rock ’n’ roll and race.

My thanks to a commenter named George, who pointed me to the BoldasLIVE webpage, which is a spinoff of Rob Fields’s black-rock blog, Bold As Love.

Two months ago in New York, BoldasLIVE presented a conversation with Ms. Hendryx; the video is on YouTube (and on my Video Bar for the time being).

This is absolutely what the Internet should be about: free cultural knowledge, to inform and inspire. Rock on, Rob Fields.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

And the Emmy contest winner is...

... Neptune! He (or she) went Tiger Woods on our asses, getting 6 out of 10 picks correct. The closest anybody else got was 4 (Susie, Marcus, Anna Laperle and Adam).

Congratulations, Neptune. Hit me with an email at the address on my profile page, and tell me where to ship those “Hill Street Blues” DVDs.

‘Talking Jazz: An Oral History’

[NOTE: The following article, written by Lee Ballinger, is from the September edition of Rock & Rap Confidential, the free digital newsletter created by Dave Marsh. You can subscribe to Rock & Rap Confidential by sending your email address to rockrap(at)aol.com.]

TALKING BOOK... Ben Sidran was once the keyboard player in a band with Steve Miller and Boz Scaggs. He played on sessions with Eric Clapton and the Rolling Stones. But his true passion was jazz, which led him to write the 1967 book“Black Talk: How the Music of Black America Created a Radical Alternative to the Values of Western Literary Tradition.”

Now there is, in a sense, a sequel: “Talking Jazz: An Oral History” (Unlimited Media). This is sixty interviews from Sidran’s mid-1980s NPR show, spread over 24 CDs. Sidran’s subjects range from Miles Davis to Grover Washington, Betty Carter to George Benson, Dr. John to McCoy Tyner.

Collectively, these interviews serve to take stock of the growth and consolidation of jazz as a world-shaking art form, as they were done at a time when the peak of jazz was still in the rearview mirror.

As I spent several days immersed in this collection, the first thing that struck me was how unique and striking each voice was – if someone listened to these interviews who had never heard jazz they would start downloading it immediately to find out more about these extraordinary people.

On the other hand, these artists had much in common – a love of life, a sense of humor and of history, a passion for music and other musicians, a burning desire to get better at what they do. Sidran shares these qualities and each morning I couldn’t wait to enter the world his conversations revealed.

These are ten of my favorite moments, in no particular order:

Sonny Rollins describing how sax men used to battle each other (battles which find their parallel today in the faceoffs between rappers). Rollins also gave a fascinating description of how circular breathing is done.

Dr. John at the piano giving a musical description of the history of New Orleans music.

Tony Williams playing drums for about a minute, revealing a whole new way to hear rhythm.

Gil Evans on how his never-locked mid-Manhattan apartment became a laboratory which helped to shape the development of bebop (also Evan’s answer to the question of why he was absent from 1949 to 1957: “I was waiting for Miles”).

Miles Davis on the limits of formal training and how he often wanted to send his over-playing sidemen to “Notes Anonymous.”

Dizzy Gillespie returning over and over to the theme of using music to promote world peace.

Drummer Steve Gadd on how he got his start as a tap dancer.

Art Blakey on forging a band through love.

Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen’s love for jazz, which served as a reminder that there was a time when the love of jazz by many rock musicians, from Roger McGuinn to the Allman Brothers to Jimi Hendrix, brought jazz and rock onto common ground rather than holding them apart, as many jazz musicians do today.

Marcus Miller on how he overcame his indifference to samba by watching the dancers. – L.B.

Two free Corey Harris downloads

I know next to nothing about the blues. But my main man David Simon is deep into it.

When the time came to record a theme song for our HBO miniseries, “The Corner,” Simon hired a young gun named Corey Harris to cover Steve Earle’s “South Nashville Blues.” It turned out wonderful.

Harris’s worldwide reputation as a roots musician grows year by year. His new CD, “Zion Crossroads,” is a reggae project inspired by his travels to Africa.

Wanna know where to cop a couple of FREE (and legal) MP3s off Harris’s 2005 CD, “Daily Bread”? Follow this link to BlueMountainArtists.com, and scroll to the bottom. You’ll see download links for the tracks “Daily Bread” and “Mami Wata.” It’s that simple.

I’m streaming “Mami Wata” on my Vox blog; click here to hear it. It features guest vocalist and trumpeter Olu Dara.

You can learn more about Corey Harris at his MySpace page.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Wilson Turbinton (1944-2007)

Such is the hard march of time that we are losing more and more of the folks who created the great music of the 1960s and ‘70s.

This week, in addition to losing Joe Zawinul and Bobby Byrd, we lost the New Orleans singer and songwriter Wilson Turbinton, who performed as Willie Tee.

Funk fans are indebted to Turbinton for one track alone: “Smoke My Peace Pipe (Smoke It Right),” a mid-’70s monster jam by the Wild Magnolias. Turbinton wrote it and played some nasty electric piano. Click here to spin it on my Vox blog.

As Willie Tee, he had one R&B hit in 1965: “Teasin’ You.” Turbinton quickly released a sequel, “Thank You John,” which didn’t chart but was a jukebox hit throughout the South. Today “Thank You John” is considered a “beach music” classic. I’m steaming that one, too – here – because of its oddly cruel sense of humor and old-school hipster attitude and slang.

Here is Mr. Turbinton’s obituary from the New York Times.

Some free Greg Osby downloads

Far-reaching saxophonist Greg Osby is an artist who gets it. Or maybe he’s just an extraordinarily giving human being.

You put some free music out there on the internets – especially if you can blow like Osby – and you’re gonna create new fans.

Mr. Osby has a ridiculous amount of free MP3s out there on the internets. I would estimate 800 MB... tons of live concert performances, mostly recorded in Europe, spanning the last 10 years of his fruitful career.

But you can start with his MySpace page, where he offers a few studio tracks for your downloading pleasure. I suggest “Penetrating Stare” for a start. It’s from his 1998 “Zero” CD, and he works out on the soprano sax.

(Click here to sample “Penetrating Stare” on my Vox site.)

When you’re ready to dig deeper, go to gregosby.com for the live stuff. For instance, check out this 14-minute version of Charlie Parker’s “Big Foot” (recorded at New York’s Jazz Standard in 1998) on my Vox thang.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Bobby Byrd (1934-2007)

Bobby Byrd – James Brown’s longtime “hype man” and singing partner – died Wednesday in his Georgia home.

In Mr. Byrd’s honor, I’m streaming his 1971 single “Hot Pants – I’m Coming, Coming, I’m Coming.”

Made during the apogee of James Brown’s funky empire, this record is 2½ minutes of fire and smoke. And Bobby holds up his end with a down-home, gutty vocal. His voice will not be forgotten.

A free Toshi Reagon download

Today’s gift from the free-music gods: an MP3 by Toshi Reagon, from her 2005 CD “Have You Heard.”

The track is “22 Hours.” It shows off Reagon’s smooth-flowing syncretism of folk music, rock and soul. Follow this link for the FREE download.

You can listen to “22 Hours” on my Vox blog by clicking here.

UPDATE (09/15/07): Toshi Reagon was born into a world of music. Many people have heard the voice of her mother, Bernice Johnson Reagon, who founded the group Sweet Honey in the Rock.

But you probably haven’t heard Toshi’s father, Cordell Reagon. He, along with Bernice, was a member of the SNCC Freedom Singers in the ’60s.

Mr. Reagon can be heard on the Smithsonian Folkways double-CD “Voices of the Civil Rights Movement.” (Downloadable from eMusic.)

I’m streaming “Uncle Tom’s Prayer,” a satirical song written by another SNCC Freedom Singer, Marshall Jones, and recorded by Cordell Reagon in May 1964.

Friday Concert: Nona Hendryx

Who’s badder than Nona Hendryx? Not many people.

Embedded below is a clip of Ms. Hendryx as part of a May 2005 Amsterdam concert billed as Daughters of Soul.

Organized by Sandra St. Victor of the Family Stand, this gig also featured Lalah Hathaway (daughter of Donny Hathaway), Indira Khan (daughter of Chaka) and Simone (daughter of Nina Simone). Plus an appearance by Joyce “Baby Jean” Kennedy of Mother’s Finest.

(To watch the complete concert, follow this link to Fabchannel.com.)

Daughters of Soul have done shows in Europe and Asia, but not in the United States. Which is a damn shame. You’re telling me they couldn’t fill a 3,000-seater in L.A., Atlanta, Chicago, D.C.?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

A free Héctor Lavoe download

I gave half a thought to checking out that J.Lo/Marc Anthony flick “El Cantante” last month. Maybe learn something about salsa music.

Then the movie vanished. So I went and found a FREE MP3 by Héctor Lavoe instead. This track, “Mi Gente,” is from the CD “El Cantante: The Originals,” released in conjunction with the film.

Follow this link to get it from Download.com. You can also sample it on my Vox blog... BAM!

The Emmy contest

Yo, TV geeks... let’s make the Emmy Awards on Sunday night a little more interesting.

Below are 10 major Emmy categories. Pick your choice to win each category. Then post your 10 picks in the comments section.

Whoever picks the most winners gets a prize: the complete Season 1 and Season 2 DVDs of “Hill Street Blues” (my favorite TV series of all times).

I’m gonna play this game too. And if I win, I’ll give myself a prize, and nobody else gets squat! But I don’t watch a lot of TV nowadays, so my chances aren’t good.

Again, simply list the numbers and names (3. James Spader, 4. Sally Field, 5. Ricky Gervais, etc.) in the comments thread.

Contest deadline: 12 p.m. noon (Pacific time) on Sunday, September 16. Which gives you plenty of time to ponder your choices.

1. Outstanding Drama Series
“Boston Legal”
“Grey’s Anatomy”
“Heroes”
“House”
“The Sopranos”

2. Outstanding Comedy Series
“Entourage”
“The Office”
“30 Rock”
“Two and a Half Men”
“Ugly Betty”

3. Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series
James Spader (“Boston Legal”)
Hugh Laurie (“House”)
Denis Leary (“Rescue Me”)
James Gandolfini (“The Sopranos”)
Kiefer Sutherland (“24”)

4. Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Sally Field (“Brothers and Sisters”)
Kyra Sedgwick (“The Closer”)
Mariska Hargitay (“Law & Order: SVU”)
Patricia Arquette (“Medium”)
Minnie Driver (“The Riches”)
Edie Falco (“The Sopranos”)

5. Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais (“Extras”)
Tony Shalhoub (“Monk”)
Steve Carell (“The Office”)
Alec Baldwin (“30 Rock”)
Charlie Sheen (“Two and a Half Men”)

6. Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Felicity Huffman (“Desperate Housewives”)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (“The New Adventures of Old Christine”)
Tina Fey (“30 Rock”)
America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty”)
Mary-Louise Parker (“Weeds”)

7. Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner (“Boston Legal”)
T.R. Knight (“Grey’s Anatomy”)
Masi Oka (“Heroes”)
Michael Emerson (“Lost”)
Terry O’Quinn (“Lost”)
Michael Imperioli (“The Sopranos”)

8. Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Rachel Griffiths (“Brothers & Sisters”)
Katherine Heigl (“Grey’s Anatomy”)
Chandra Wilson (“Grey’s Anatomy”)
Sandra Oh (“Grey’s Anatomy”)
Aida Turturro (“The Sopranos”)
Lorraine Bracco (“The Sopranos”)

9. Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon (“Entourage”)
Jeremy Piven (“Entourage”)
Neil Patrick Harris (“How I Met Your Mother”)
Rainn Wilson (“The Office”)
Jon Cryer (“Two and a Half Men”)

10. Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly (“My Name Is Earl”)
Jenna Fischer (“The Office”)
Holland Taylor (“Two and a Half Men”)
Conchata Ferrell (“Two and a Half Men”)
Vanessa Williams (“Ugly Betty”)
Elizabeth Perkins (“Weeds”)

Something anti-jihadist from Stuck Mojo

I don’t give a damn what god you claim,
I've seen the innocent that you’ve slain,
On my streets you’re just fair game...


As a rebuttal-in-kind to Mos Def and Immortal Technique’s left-radical agitprop video, I bring you “Open Season” from the Southern rap-metal band Stuck Mojo.

It’s wild to see rapper Lord Nelson flowing like Chuck D but with a pro-U.S.A., pro-military message.

This video has generated close to 3,000 comments on YouTube since last December. Comments along the lines of “Chicken shit MTV, demean women all day long but can’t show this video”... and “USA!!!! HELL YEAH!!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Jack McClellan, media-star ‘pedophile’

The weirdest ongoing news story of the summer in Southern California involved Jack McClellan, a self-identified “pedophile” who says he hasn’t actually had sexual contact with a child, but who used to blog about the cute little girls he’d see in public places.

(McClellan also used to take photos of children in public, then post them on his blog.)

Last week, McClellan left Los Angeles for Portland, feeling infringed upon by a court order prohibiting him from being within 30 feet of any place where children congregate.

Before coming to California, McClellan had been hounded out of Washington state for his Internet antics.

The weird part about all this is... Jack McClellan kept turning up on TV newscasts and talk-radio programs, freely discussing his legal difficulties and his attraction to pre-pubescent girls.

He gave Portland news organizations the heads-up on his arrival last week, telling the Oregonian newspaper that he chose Portland because of its “reputation as a Northwest haven for offbeat people.”

I am not the only one wondering, based on McClellan’s high media profile, whether we’re dealing with a mental disorder quite apart from pedophilia. Might McClellan be just a pathological attention-seeker? Can his declarations of “girl love” even be believed?

Tomorrow (Thursday), McClellan will be seen on “The Steve Wilkos Show,” a scuzzy new Jerry Springer spinoff. Presumably the entertainment value will accrue from big, bald Steve heaping verbal abuse on the pathetic “pedophile.”

This Wilkos appearance was taped a month or two ago; I heard about it at the time on my favorite talk-radio station, KFI. KFI followed the comings and goings of Jack McClellan with intense interest.

Last month, in fact, McClellan went to KFI’s studio for an on-air interview with John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou of “The John and Ken Show.”

I’m streaming a 4½-minute audio bite of that interview on my Vox blog. Click here to listen, and see what you make of him.

A free Gecko Turner download

Wanna try a little global groove music?

“Dime Que Te Quea” is a free track from Gecko Turner, a Spaniard whose influences include bebop, blues, rock, reggae, and Cuban and Brazilian music. (“Afrobeatnik” is what he calls his style.)

Turner’s first U.S.-released album – “Guapapasea!” – is available on iTunes. To cop the FREE track, follow this link and scroll down to where it says “Download Free MP3.”

To test-drive “Dime Que Te Quea” on my Vox site, click here.

Mos Def on UBM-TV

Bill Maher’s HBO talk show “Real Time” is one of the best things on TV. (One of the few shows I regularly watch, actually.) Last Friday, Maher had on Cornel West and Mos Def – an intellectual trying to be an entertainer, and an entertainer trying to be an intellectual.

Fun to watch, but dayum... I quickly got fed up with Mos Def, whom I used to think was smart. He was popping plenty shit about how he doesn’t believe al-Qaeda attacked the World Trade Center... and he don’t believe O.J. killed nobody neither.

Mos Def would probably be cool to have in the car on a four-hour road trip... never a dull moment. But he can’t be taken seriously as a social critic, not when he’s that disconnected from reality. Or else that determined to define himself entirely by his oppositional stance against white America, common sense and honesty be damned.

It was good to see Maher challenge Mos on his wildest shit. And it was hilarious when Mos Def flipped it around and said he does believe in Bigfoot.

Only today did I discover the rap video “Tell the Truth” on YouTube – a track featuring Mos Def and Eminem but mainly a revolutionary-left firespitter known as Immortal Technique. “Bush knocked down the towers” is one of the lines repeated in the chorus.

Let me embed it right here, so you can see what I’m talking about:



The video is real slick in terms of design and graphics... but the politics is bullshit masquerading as courage. “Tell the Truth” should’ve been part of my “9/11 insanity mix.”

Anyway... if you missed “Real Time with Bill Maher,” check out some clips I pulled up on the Video Bar. (Ralph Nader appeared via satellite.) Any day now, this entire episode will be downloadable for free via iTunes. Not yet, though.

Mos Def on “Real Time” was one of the topics this morning during the bloggers’ roundtable on NPR’s “News & Notes,” where I was a guest. Follow this link if you’d like to check out that 14-minute segment (in streaming audio) at NPR’s website.

Playlist: Badass falsettos!

The 1970s was a Golden Age for black falsettos. Guys like Russell Thompkins, Jr., William Hart and Philip Bailey took soul music to some amazing places.

(Has anybody come along since Prince to carry on that tradition of the mannish falsetto?)

After putting this list together, I want to see if we can get a little listening party happening in the comments section. If you can stream music (or email me an MP3 attachment so I can stream it), or if you just want to request a particular song, let me hear from you. Let’s groove on some great falsetto singing for a while.

Click the song titles below to hear the music on my Vox blog.

1. “Heavy Fallin’ Out” – The Stylistics

After giving it some thought, I’ll proclaim Russell Thompkins my all-time favorite falsetto singer. His voice was so rich and strong.

Until a week ago, I wouldn’t have recognized Mr. Thompkins if we were riding the same elevator. (It can be like that with vocal groups.) Well, here’s what the man looks like. And he’s still singing.

“Heavy Fallin’ Out” was one of the Stylistics’ few up-tempo hits; I always liked it.

2. “Ms.” – David Oliver

David Oliver was a one-hit wonder... but it was a real nice hit. This one takes me back to high school.

3. “Ain’t No Need Of Crying” – The Rance Allen Group

Rance Allen never had a big hit single. But among musicians he has a huge rep. Legend says he possesses a four-octave range.

This single came out in ’75, but I only found it a few years ago.

4. “Shoe Shoe Shine” – The Dynamic Superiors

A nice Ashford & Simpson tune. And a tasty lead vocal by Tony Washington, who was openly gay.

(How openly gay? Well, Jena6 pointed to this faaabulous “Soul Train” clip on YouTube. Thanks, Jena6!)

This song was remade by a Minneapolis group in the ’80s, back when every Negro in Minneapolis had a major-label record deal. (It was the law.) But to me, “Shoe Shoe Shine” is totally 1974.

5. “I Gave To You” – The Delfonics

William Hart was monstrously good. Wrote his own hits, too. But when producer Thom Bell moved on to the Stylistics and the Spinners, the Delfonics couldn’t keep the hits coming.

This song – like damn-near every track on the 1970 “Delfonics” LP – will be remembered for as long as human beings dig soul music.

Wednesday 45 Flashback: ‘Trying to Make a Fool of Me’

The Delfonics, y’all. Philly soul at its finest (from the 45 collection of spoonfedcornbread).

“Trying to Make a Fool of Me” was the second single off the Delfonics’ wondrous self-titled LP. It debuted on Billboard’s R&B singles chart on June 13, 1970, and barely snuck into the Top 40.

If you can tell me a better use of the harp in a pop record... well, forget it, because you can’t.

And if William Hart’s soaring falsetto makes you want to hear more, I’ve got something nice coming up in a minute...

UPDATE (09/13/07): Oh crap, y’all. Looks like YouTube has suspended spoonfedcornbread’s account! If you try to check out any of his spinning platters, it’ll say: “This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.”

Dammit. Dee-double-dammit. I sure hope my calling attention to him didn’t lead to his downfall. I didn’t even know this was illegal. He was just an oldies deejay to me... playing cool records and getting people excited about music... bringing back sweet memories...

Shit. I don’t even have a way to contact him and find out what the deal is. We communicated through YouTube messages. Wow. I couldn’t wait to embed 45s like “I’m Doin’ Fine Now” and “Remember Me.”

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Joe Zawinul (1932-2007)

Josef Erich Zawinul – an architect of jazz fusion and a master of electronic keyboards – died today in Vienna, Austria, the city of his birth.

Through the 1960s, Joe Zawinul played piano in Cannonball Adderley’s band. Then he recorded with Miles Davis on the groundbreaking LPs “In a Silent Way” and “Bitches Brew.” (Zawinul wrote the tune “In a Silent Way.”)

Zawinul in the ’70s co-founded the jazz-rock supergroup Weather Report, a band that defined the fusion era.

Click here to hear Zawinul’s composition “Man in the Green Shirt,” recorded live in London on November 27, 1975.

This track is from the Weather Report double-CD “Live & Unreleased.” It’s downloadable from iTunes, along with the entire Weather Report catalogue.

A free David Byrne download

The free tunes keep coming... one a day till the end of summer. This one’s from David Byrne, one of my favorite Caucasians.

It’s the “Mark Walk and Ruby Mix” of “Fuzzy Freaky,” from Byrne’s 1999 remix project, “The Visible Man” (which is on iTunes).

The FREE MP3 is available at Last.fm; follow this link to download it. You can sample the track on my Vox blog by clicking here.

Something guaranteed to blow your mind from the Spinners

Two weeks ago, a pair of YouTube posters from England – collectively known as “potluk” – uploaded a treasure for R&B and pop fans: a live performance of “Rubberband Man” by the Spinners.

I do mean live... no lip-syncing! To watch the late, great Philippe Wynne in his prime is a beautiful thing. The wit of his improvisations, the gospel flavorings, the way his voice moves in and around the groove... God bless that man. We need another one just like him.

My big sis took me to see the Spinners and Nancy Wilson when I was a youngster, and I remember them breaking out the big-ass rubber bands. This is feel-good music, plain and simple.

And those of us who grew up with it are the luckiest people in the world.

(Special thanks to potluk for allowing this embed!)

UBM on NPR

On Wednesday (i.e., tomorrow), I’ll be joining fellow bloggers Michael Fauntroy and Gina McCauley (What About Our Daughters?) on National Public Radio’s “News & Notes” program, which is hosted by Farai Chideya.

They do a weekly bloggers’ roundtable, and this time my number got pulled. Don’t know yet what we’ll be talking about. Check your local NPR station for the time.

UPDATE (09/13/07): As I also mentioned in a post above, the “News & Notes” segment on which I appeared is streaming online. Follow this link to NPR’s website.

Asexual healing on UBM-TV

Back around the turn of the century, when I was going wild with Napster like everybody else, I downloaded a few tunes from collegiate a cappella groups.

Collegiate a cappella... what an odd little subculture that is. Groups with goofy names like the MIT Logarhythms, Brandeis VoiceMale and the University of Michigan Compulsive Lyres.

What tickled me was, some of these groups would do contemporary R&B songs like “No Diggity” or Prince hits like “When Doves Cry,” in that corny group-harmony style. (Actually, I kinda dug “Thieves in the Temple” by the UNC Loreleis. It’s not quite so corny when girls do it.)

For some reason, Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” has become a collegiate a cappella standard, as illustrated by the clips I’ve pulled up on my Video Bar.

Monday, September 10, 2007

A free TV On The Radio download

I need to thank dez for turning me on to TV On The Radio, the Brooklyn-based alt-rock band. I’ve been off the grid for too long, because TVOTR played on the Letterman show a year ago. They’ve been praised by Rolling Stone magazine. (Who knew there was a reason to read Rolling Stones since, like, 1982?)

AOL’s Spinner.com has a 30-minute podcast you can download (for FREE) with TV On The Radio performing stripped-down versions of three songs – “Wash the Day,” “Young Liars” and “Province.” The podcast includes an amusing interview with the band. Follow this link to get it.

You can also click here to hear this very cool version of “Young Liars” on my Vox blog. (I like it better than the studio version.)

I look forward to putting my eyes and ears on a lot more stuff from guitarist/producer David Andrew Sitek and lead singer Tunde Adebimpe.

Matter fact, I just downloaded a FREE MP3 – “Dumb Animal” – off the band’s MySpace page. (A little too harsh ’n’ noisy for my taste. But hey... it’s all about getting to know them.)

The 9/11 insanity mix

Getting a head start on all the ritual remembrances of 9/11, I pose this question:

What do a neo-Nazi, a radical leftist, a former FBI bureau chief, and a high-ranking Reagan Administration economist have in common?

The answer: Some fucked-up analyses of the 9/11 attacks.

Makes me wonder whether the most poisonous fallout of those attacks was psychological. Was 9/11 so huge – like the Kennedy assassination – that many of us must reach beyond al-Qaeda to a more vast, more sinister conspiracy?

Blame the Illuminati... blame a Republican cabal... blame the Jews... Yes, the Jews! Now I can get my head around this thing!

I’ve gathered some audio bites reflecting the range of bizarre intellectual responses to 9/11. You can take it as entertainment... or as a depressing illustration of the design flaws of the human brain.

The speakers, pictured above, are (clockwise, from top left): William Pierce, founder of the neo-Nazi National Alliance (and now deceased); Ward Churchill, fake Cherokee Indian, proponent of “armed struggle” against “the system,” recently fired professor of ethnic studies at the University of Colorado; Paul Craig Roberts, syndicated columnist, former U.S. Assistant Secretary of the Treasury, architect of “supply-side economics”; and Ted Gunderson, retired FBI bureau chief, current full-time polymorphous conspiracy theorist.

We’ll begin with the Nazi – old-fashioned, reliable, easy to digest.

Within days of the 9/11 attacks in 2001, William Pierce, on his shortwave radio broadcast, delivered a speech titled “Provocation and Response.” To hear a 6-minute excerpt on my Vox blog, click here. It pays off with Pierce invoking the term “Final Solution.” (All roads lead there, I suppose.)

From far-right to far-left, we come to Ward Churchill, who is monstrous in his own way. He speaks with admiration for the 9/11 attackers! To Churchill, they were oppressed Third World people striking back at capitalist-imperialist America.

Churchill says the attackers earned “the dignity of dying on their own terms.” And Churchill expresses “disgust” at those on the left who condemn terroristic violence as immoral. Those who died in the Twin Towers he calls “little Eichmanns” who needed to be brought to justice.

Ward Churchill is a sick bastard.

Click here to listen to a streaming 7½-minute edit of his 2003 recording, “Pacifism and Pathology in the American Left.”

Now, Ted Gunderson... that’s a strange duck. A career FBI man, one-time Special Agent in Charge of the Los Angeles office, Mr. Gunderson seemed to jump the rails while investigating (as a private detective) the famous Jeffrey MacDonald case. Somehow, Gunderson became convinced that there’s a vast Satanic underground network that links the CIA to widespread child abductions.

Oh... and he says the official story of 9/11 is bullshit. Gunderson even doubts that hijacked commercial airliners flew into the World Trade Center.

On June 27, 2007, Ted Gunderson spoke with Christian radio host Stan Johnson on “The Prophecy Club.” To hear a 3½-minute slice of it, click here.

Finally, we come to a real head-scratcher. Paul Craig Roberts has reputable mainstream credentials up the ying-yang. Former editor and columnist for the Wall Street Journal... affiliations with the Hoover Institution and the Cato Institute and other conservative think tanks.

Well, on July 19, 2007, Mr. Roberts appeared on the liberal talk-radio network – on Air America’s “Thom Hartmann Show” – and warned America about the next 9/11.

Yes, this former Reagan Administration official believes the Republicans will “orchestrate” another mass-casualty terrorist attack (or series of attacks) on U.S. soil... in order to maintain their grip on power.

It’s such a mind-boggling claim that I’m streaming a 14-minute chunk of it. Click here to listen. A couple of times, Roberts likens the “Bush regime” and its rhetoric to Nazi Germany.

(To download the entire show from an online archive maintained by the White Rose Society, hit this link.)

And now we return to our regular programming.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Duke Ellington speaks

Lately I’ve been filling my shopping carts with spoken-word material... especially of a historical nature.

And you can’t get more historically worthwhile than Duke Ellington.

I got pieces of a radio interview Ellington recorded around the time of a 1965 performance with Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops. (Yeah, I know. What was that about?)

I say “pieces” because the questions have been edited out. There are only Ellington’s disconnected answers.

But in the 3-minute segment I’ve uploaded to my Vox blog, Ellington discusses why he, in his mid-sixties, performs so often; how he acquired his nickname; and his early talent for painting.

Just by the sound of his voice, Duke Ellington was one of the coolest people who ever lived. Click here to see what I’m talking about.

More of this 1965 interview is available on a 3-CD Ellington set called “Live and Rare.” It’s downloadable from iTunes.

Some free Betty Davis downloads

“He was a biiig freak. I used to beat him with a turquoise chain...”

Ask any funk nerd and he’ll tell ya: Nobody compares to Betty Davis.

She was funkier than Chaka Khan, nastier than “Baby Jean” Kennedy, freakier than Tina Turner. And she wrote all her own songs.

Betty Mabry got the name “Davis” from a one-year marriage to Miles. Betty is credited with turning Miles on to the music of Jimi Hendrix and Sly Stone, thus changing the course of jazz history. (Pass the “Bitches Brew,” please.)

That’s all cool, but Betty’s own music made an impact too. All the more so in the Crate-Digging Era. (Ask any hip-hop nerd. He’ll tell ya.)

Four months ago, Seattle’s Light In the Attic Records reissued Betty Davis’s first two albums (plus bonus tracks).

Soon thereafter, three cuts off her 1974 LP, “They Say I’m Different,” became available as FREE MP3s at Download.com.

Follow this link to grab ’em.

If you want a little taste beforehand, I’m streaming “He Was a Big Freak” on my Vox blog. Click here to listen.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

A free Citizen Cope download

Here’s one you’ll remember if you saw “Kingpin”: “Let the Drummer Kick” by Clarence Greenwood, a.k.a. Citizen Cope. It’s the perfect kind of song to lay under a motion-picture scene... sonically simple, hooky, not too dense, and with a swinging groove.

The track is from Cope’s self-titled debut CD. Click here to play it on my Vox blog.

You can download “Let the Drummer Kick” – for FREE – directly from Citizen Cope at his MySpace page. (He offers a few other MP3 downloads as well.) Just follow this link.

Larry David’s little-seen Internet cartoon

Looking forward to tomorrow night’s return of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Yeah, the 2005 season was hit-and-miss. But when a concept pays off for Larry David, it’s like a Fourth of July of funny. (My jaw hit the floor during the “Producers” finale.)

In the new season premiere, it looks like Larry is taking in a hurricane-displaced black family. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” has done some great racial comedy in the past (like with “Krazee-Eyez Killah”). So, like I said... looking forward.

But let’s look back also. To a little treat buried in a back closet of the internets.

Anybody remember Icebox.com and the Flash-animation boom at the turn of the century? Remember “Mr. Wong” and “Li’l Pimp”?

Well, before he got “Curb Your Enthusiam” cooking at HBO, Larry David messed around and created his own Internet cartoon – a political satire called “The Paula Principle.”

He only made one 5-minute episode, voicing the character of “Chester Foster,” a U.S. Senator who gets his party’s nomination for the presidency... then suffers a crisis of confidence. “I’m in over my head! I can’t run for president! I’m an idiot!”

“The Paula Principle” is still archived at Icebox.com. Only a few thousand people have ever watched it. Follow this link, give the cartoon a minute or two to load, then enjoy this odd little nugget from the gold-bearing comedy brain of Larry David.

Pam Grier on UBM-TV

Pam Grier, y’all. She’s not much of an actor, but her titties deserve a Lifetime Achievement Award.

A YouTube poster known as “kodirico” has put together clips from Pam’s most popular ’70s exploitation movies. So I pulled them up on my Video Bar. Because sex and violence go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Friday, September 7, 2007

A free Gail Ann Dorsey download

If you’re interested in hearing the studio version of Gail Ann Dorsey’s “This Time (Barely Alive)” – the tune she called “my favorite” at her 2004 Amsterdam show – it’s downloadable for FREE.

Just follow this link to Podbop.org. You’ll see an MP3 link labeled “Barely Alive.” It’s that simple.

“This Time (Barely Alive)” is also streaming at my Vox site; click here to listen.

The track is from Dorsey’s CD “I Used to Be...” Which you can buy and download from iTunes.

Friday Concert: Gail Ann Dorsey

Always ready to check out a black musician off the beaten path, I bought Gail Ann Dorsey’s debut CD, “The Corporate World,” way back in 1989... but I never gave it a good listen. (You know how that can go, when you’re on a music-buying binge?)

Well, since then, Ms. Dorsey’s reputation as a rock-’n’-roll bass player and session vocalist has soared, especially due to her long service in David Bowie’s band. Still, she kept trying to do the solo-artiste thing.

To support her last CD, “I Used to Be...,” in 2004, Gail Ann Dorsey opened for Ani DiFranco on her European tour. One of those gigs was at the Melkweg (“Milky Way”), an Amsterdam music hall.

Fabchannel.com has Dorsey’s six-song set in streaming video.

Alas, that video is not embeddable. You must follow this link to watch it. And you can’t skip between songs; it only runs start to finish. But you can see what this Philadelphia-born, upstate-New-York-based performer is all about.

The Melkweg show is an unplugged solo set; four of the songs are from the 2004 CD. To be quite honest, that introspective acoustic bittersweet singer-songwriter Lilith Fair womyn-with-a-Y type stuff isn’t my favorite kind of music. I like a little more swing, a little more zing.

But Gail Ann Dorsey can sing. And at least one of her songs – “Whether You Are the One” – is beautiful.

When Phil Spector was king

Any day now, the jury will begin its deliberations in the Phil Spector murder trial. I don’t have a sense of how much national attention this case is getting. (Does anybody outside of L.A. know the name Lana Clarkson?) Even here in SoCal, the Spector trial is big... but not huge.

It’s worth remembering that Phil Spector used to be the king of pop music, an astounding American success story, a millionaire at age 21.

Deeper still, he influenced a generation of songwriters and musicians in his orbit, such as Sonny Bono, Glen Campbell, Leon Russell and Harry Nilsson.

I dug up an interesting 1975 radio interview with Ronnie Spector, Phil’s ex-wife, where she talks about that. She also mentions his possessiveness regarding her.

Ronnie has been even more frank lately about the nightmare of life with Phil. As in this New York Post piece from last March. It’s kinda weird. The Ronettes got voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year... and all Ronnie Spector can talk about is how Phil fucked her life up.

In light of the way things turned out for Lana Clarkson, Ronnie should count herself lucky and move on.

Click here for a 2½-minute bite of disc jockey Jim Pewter’s interview with Ronnie Spector. The entire 45-minute interview is downloadable from eMusic.

Come to find out, Ronnie Spector put out a CD of new music last year – “The Last of the Rock Stars.” It was distributed overseas, not in the U.S., but it’s downloadable from iTunes and eMusic.

I’m streaming one track – “Never Gonna Be Your Baby” – on my Vox site. It’s not good. Ronnie’s in her sixties and still trying to sing about teenage love. Kinda weird.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

A free Colette download

I continue with one FREE MP3 download per day until the end of summer. Why? Because I’m a funk nerd, that’s why.

This one is “Funny” by Colette (a.k.a. DJ Colette), a Chicago house-music spinner who can sing. “Funny” has a mid-’80s synth sound that brings back memories for me, plus there’s the obligatory guest rapper (Black Spade from St. Louis).

You can download the track via podcaster Anji Bee, who featured this track on her August 19 “Chillcast.” Just follow this link and look for No. 2 on the playlist.

You can sample the song on my Vox site by clicking here.

Something dirty from Reggie Watts

Reggie Watts caught my attention a few years ago with his Seattle soul band, Maktub. In particular his Isley-like lead vocal on this track.

Turns out Watts is now doing comedy also. “Alternative” comedy. Which seems to be working out for him. None other than Margaret Cho hyped this video on her blog.

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Reggie Watts singing “What About Blowjobs.” (Not Safe For Work.)

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

A free Porter Batiste Stoltz download

Speaking of the Meters, y’all need to know about Porter Batiste Stoltz, the Meters spinoff band that’s still out there doin’ it.

George Porter was the Meters’ founding bass player; Russell Batiste inherited the drum chair from Zigaboo Modeliste in the ’90s; Brian Stoltz, who formerly backed the Neville Brothers, replaced original Meters guitarist Leo Nocentelli.

So if you like old-school NOLA soul, I can point you to a FREE MP3 off their CD, “Expanding the Funkin’ Universe.”

The track is “I Believe.” You can preview it on my Vox audio stash by clicking here.

To download it, follow this link to the Porter Batiste Stoltz page at BlueMountainArtists.com. Go to the bottom where it says “MP3 Sample Tracks.”

You’ll also see a track called “All I Wanna Do.” But that file is funky in a bad way; only half the song will download. Which is a damn shame because it’s nasty. In a good way.

The “Expanding the Funkin’ Universe” album is available at iTunes.

Negro, Not a Negro: Talking heads

It’s contest time. This one might be easy. I’m not sure.

Below are audio bites of six men. You have to tell me which ones are Negroes and which ones are not Negroes.

The rules: Only one set of guesses per reader, so take your best shot. List your guesses in the comments section of this post. You don’t have to tell me who these people are; just “Negro” or “Not a Negro.”

The prize: The complete Season 3 DVD of “NYPD Blue.” This includes some good episodes by me (including the Vanessa Del Rio episode), as well as the one episode of “NYPD Blue” written by David Simon (“The Wire”).

Click the links below to hear the mystery voices.

Track 1

Track 2

Track 3

Track 4

Track 5

Track 6

UPDATE (09/05/07): We have a winner. SJ got them all correct. Tracks 2 and 5 are Negroes; the others are white.

Here’s a bonus contest. The winner will also get the “NYPD Blue” DVDs. Track 5 is W.E.B. Du Bois. But who is Track 2? First person to post the correct answer in the comments section wins.

FYI, here are those other voices:

Track 1: Novelist Henry Miller
Track 3: Evangelist Bob Jones, Sr. (founder of Bob Jones University)
Track 4: Blues harmonica player Tony Glover
Track 6: Politician William Jennings Bryant

UPDATE (09/06/07): ItAintEazy is also a winner. He identified Track 2 as the voice of Langston Hughes.

The poem “Dreams” appears on the Smithsonian Folkways CD “The Voice of Langston Hughes,” which can be downloaded from iTunes and eMusic.

By request, the complete one-minute track “Dreams” is streaming here.

Something too cute from 2-year-old Dakari

Thanks to daughterofthedream for pointing me to this performance of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going.”

Wednesday 45 Flashback: ‘Look-Ka Py Py’

New Orleans funk is a special kind of funk, and nobody delivered it like the legendary Meters.

This tune, from the 45 collection of spoonfedcornbread, was a medium-sized hit, reaching No. 11 on the R&B singles chart in early 1970.

UPDATE (09/13/07): Oh crap, y’all. Looks like YouTube has suspended spoonfedcornbread’s account! If you try to check out any of his spinning platters, it’ll say: “This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.”

Dammit. Dee-double-dammit. I sure hope my calling attention to him didn’t lead to his downfall. I didn’t even know this was illegal. He was just an oldies deejay to me... playing cool records and getting people excited about music... bringing back sweet memories...

Shit. I don’t even have a way to contact him and find out what the deal is. We communicated through YouTube messages. Wow. I couldn’t wait to embed 45s like “I’m Doin’ Fine Now” and “Remember Me.”

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Coming attraction: Kid Creole & the Coconuts

Okay, I’m a little excited. On Wednesday night, October 3, at the Key Club in Hollywood – it’s Kid Creole & the Coconuts!

Who wants to hook up?

A free Angélique Kidjo download

Now here’s some hot African groove music, by way of Europe and the U.S.A. Angélique Kidjo was born in Benin, West Africa, but broke out as a singer in Paris and now lives in New York City.

Kidjo has been turning heads ever since she performed at the Montreux Jazz Festival 20 years ago with the Euro-Afro-jazz band Pili Pili.

Her latest album, “Djin Djin,” came out in May. It features a global mix of guest artists, including Carlos Santana, Ziggy Marley, Peter Gabriel, Branford Marsalis, Alicia Keys, Amp Fiddler and percussionists from her home country.

The song “Papa” is available as a FREE MP3 download, courtesy of AOL’s Spinner.com. Just go here and hit the “Download” link.

If you want to hear “Papa” streaming on my Vox site, click here.

The “Djin Djin” album is downloadable from iTunes, eMusic and Calabash Music.

Africa’s latest crisis: Shitty R&B

Ever get the feeling black Americans are letting down our brothers and sisters in Africa when it comes to musical inspiration?

Used to be, we would put forth a Dizzy Gillespie, and Africa would answer with a Hugh Masekela.

We gave the world James Brown; Africa gave us Fela Kuti in return.

Well, after the long, sad twilight of American R&B, wherein those two letters have lost all spiritual significance – (I say it started back around Al B. Sure!) – we and our effed-up record industry must take some blame for a young man called Ian the Kisser, and for his new single, “Rain of Wetness.”

Supposedly, Ian the Kisser is one of the hottest R&B/hip-hop artists in Ghana. With dreams of international stardom.

This song is horrible.

Supposedly, the “Rain of Wetness” video can’t be shown on TV in Ghana because it’s too damn sexy! (Ian the Kisser is nibbling titty at one point.) Sounds like a hustle to me. Anything to get people talking about something besides the music. Wonder where he learned that from?

Monday, September 3, 2007

Q&A: McCoy Tyner (pt. 2)

Finally, I present the rest of a 2004 conversation between the great pianist McCoy Tyner and jazz writer Andrew Gilbert. (Here’s the first part.)

Also, on my Vox blog I’m streaming “Contemplation” from Tyner’s classic 1967 Blue Note LP, “The Real McCoy.”

And the very best treat of all: Click here to see young Mr. Tyner with the John Coltrane Quartet playing “Afro Blue” on television in 1963. Hot damn!
ANDREW GILBERT: You were doing a fair amount of composing when you were with Coltrane. Did you ever try to get your tunes into the band’s book?

McCOY TYNER: John did one of my songs. But the thing is, I didn’t want to get into that, “Why don’t you do my songs?” (chuckles) I was there to learn and to appreciate, and I was eager to find out what he had in mind.

He was on sort of a mission musically, especially after he left Miles and had his own band. John had his own ideas and his own vision, and I wanted to see what that was and see what I could contribute to that music. I wasn’t prepared to submit my music to him.

He did do a couple though. We recorded my tune “Aisha” that I wrote for my wife.... He was very generous when it came to stuff about that, but I never forced it. I was there to learn. I was a student and I wanted to graduate. (laughs)

GILBERT: Tracking the development of the quartet’s sound, it seems like the band was perpetually experimenting, trying out new ideas to see where they might lead.

TYNER: John was like a scientist in a laboratory. He was always thinking of something else and experimenting. He definitely had a spiritual/scientific approach to music, constantly searching, developing.

He would bring a song in and I’d really like it, and the next day I’d say, “How about that song we played last night?” And he’d say, “Well, I kind of put that way.”

But there were songs we’d always play – “My Favorite Things,” “Chim Chim Cheree,” “I Want To Talk About You.” He always had his favorites. I just loved his commitment to the music. He was so committed and hard-working. It was such a monumental experience being in that environment for that many years, almost six years. So much got done, because of the commitment.

When the leadership is committed, the tendency is to go along and try to learn as much as you can. It was a wonderful place to grow up.

GILBERT: Your first albums were for Bob Thiele at Impulse. But it seems like you really came into your own at Blue Note.

TYNER: Bob Thiele got me started. He said, “Look, why don’t you start recording under your own name?” That’s a good idea. So I owe that to Bob. I was ready. ... I’d made all these recordings with John and it was time for me to do my own thing too, and I think Bob sensed that.

I wanted to express a different side of me, of my musical personality, because I didn’t want it to sound like the Coltrane Quartet minus Coltrane. Jimmy [Garrison] and Elvin [Jones] were on one thing that I did. Another had Roy Haynes and different people.

When I went up to sign with Impulse I met the head of ABC; Impulse was a subsidiary of it. I met the head of the company. He said, “We’re glad to have you here. If you have any problems or anything you want to discuss, let me know.”

I forget the guy’s name right now, but it was different then. The record industry wasn’t as profit-motivated as it is now. They had plenty of room for the jazz catalogue and they promoted jazz.

GILBERT: Was it a difficult decision to leave Coltrane in 1965?

TYNER: It was a bit of a struggle. I figured John was moving in a very personal direction. At the same time, I was very committed to what I wanted to do. I did a lot of recording for Blue Note during that time. I recorded with Stanley Turrentine, Wayne Shorter, Joe Henderson.

But what I loved about Alfred Lion and Frank Wolff, they were special people. They were from Europe and they loved the music. They liked their position. Nobody told them what to do. If Alfred likes you, you’ve got a record date.

He had groups that made money for him. Art Blakey had some hits, and he loved Horace Silver. There were always some guys making money for the label. He could afford to have some guys leaning in a different kind of direction.

GILBERT: You’ve been incorporating Brazilian and Afro-Cuban rhythms in your music for years. I understand you were drawn to this kind of music when you were growing up in Philly.

TYNER: What happened is I took an avid interest in ethnic music, in African music, music from the Middle East, music from Latin America. I’ve always been interested in that. I was also affiliated with a dance school, and of course they had everything, from ballet to African dancing.

And then a guy came from Ghana and he taught African drumming to me and some of my friends. I used to play a little conga drum myself, but not very well. I used to mess around with it, but it was too tough on the hands. But the drummer from Ghana taught the guy who was playing in my junior high R&B band, so it was like a little cultural experience there in my home town.

We were doing everything, we were playing jazz classics by Dizzy, Bird and Bud Powell, Thelonious, and all of the sudden this was introduced.

GILBERT: It makes me think about you and John Coltrane and they way Indian music was incorporated into the some of the Quartet’s tunes.

TYNER: Actually, in 1961 I met Ravi Shankar, he had just come to America. And we were supposed to do a record with Coltrane’s band and Ravi, but it didn’t take place. The tabla player was showing Elvin some stuff, we had gotten that far.

We did do the song “India” live at the Vanguard, and that was sort of based on the music he was interested in from India.

GILBERT: It’s a really interesting time right now in terms of the merging of jazz and Afro-Caribbean music, with David Sanchez, Danilo Perez, Ed Simon and all the Cuban and Latin American players who are so deeply versed in both traditions.

TYNER: Yeah, I call them hermanos, brothers, because it’s a very strong interchange culturally between jazz and Latin music. The key is the African roots, and the fact that we have had experience with European music.

There’s the distinction between salsa and jazz, but the musicians can come together and play because the roots are basically the same, we just dealt with it differently through the Caribbean, South and Central America and the U.S.

But Dizzy started a lot of that tradition in the ’40s when he brought Chano Pozo from Cuba. Machito and Bird did a thing together, Duke Ellington had Juan Tizol and Paul Gonsalves. So, you know, there’s always been that camaraderie and that integration.

GILBERT: I wish we had more time to talk about your great Milestone albums and your big band. Thanks for your time. ... It’s always so inspiring to see you perform.

TYNER: It’s been a wonderful journey, and it still continues to be. I’m looking ahead. When I write songs, they’re inspired by what’s going on now. There’s always something to express. Music changes over the years and that’s good. It’s good to keep your ears open and not just be stuck in 1965. Try to move on and keep creating and writing new songs for yourself. Keep that kind of energy going on inside.

‘Nazi Pop Twins’ on UBM-TV

Two months ago, when last we spoke about Prussian Blue – the white-power kiddie-pop twin-sister singing act – S.O.L. commented compassionately: “The only brainwashing that’s been done is to those poor, cute kids. Someone had to raise them to think the way they do and that’s just tragic. I feel sorry for them.”

S.O.L. nailed that one. In July, a TV documentary titled “Nazi Pop Twins” debuted in Britain. Filmmaker James Quinn got up-close and personal with the girls – Lamb and Lynx Gaede – and their neo-Nazi stage mom, April. (And their grandfather, who brands his cattle with swastikas.)

The surprising theme (or maybe not so surprising) is that Lamb and Lynx, as they’ve grown into adolescence, are starting to rebel against their controlling mother. They want to write songs about love and other normal human stuff... not Aryan supremacy. And mom ain’t having it. The tension between them is remarkable to witness.

“Nazi Pop Twins” is up on YouTube in bite-sized segments. I’ve pulled a few segments onto my Video Bar. Or you can watch the complete 50-minute documentary in one sitting by following this link. (Hat-tip: the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hatewatch.)

Regardless of where the Gaede twins end up politically or spiritually, they’ll never be pop stars. Poor things... they just can't fuckin’ sing. But I do wish them good mental health.

Coming attraction: ‘The Boondocks’ (Season 2)

I tip my hat to Afronerd, which is where I first saw the 3-minute, uncensored trailer for the new season of “The Boondocks.” (Fresh episodes are due on the Cartoon Network starting October 8.)

Here’s the thing about “The Boondocks.” The comic strip was so funny and audacious, I was ready to put Aaron McGruder on the list of all-time-great black American satirists (with the likes of Darius James, Pedro Bell and Paul Mooney).

But the TV show, for some reason, I never got into. Maybe I need to get the Season 1 DVDs and take it all in. But... I don’t know. I even saw the notorious Martin Luther King episode, and it didn’t hit me as audaciously funny. It was just kinda flatfooted and shrill.

(But the animation is top-notch, I must say.)

Any “Boondocks” fans out there wanna tell me what I’m missing?

A free Wallace Roney download

One of the top jazzmen of his generation, trumpet player Wallace Roney has a sound and style evocative of Miles Davis. Which isn’t a surprise; Roney was Miles’s protégé in the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Roney is forward-thinking like Miles, too. His sextet includes a turntablist.

Let me point you to a FREE MP3 of “Cyberspace,” a fusiony track from Roney’s 2004 CD “Prototype.”

Follow this link to the website of Firehouse 12, a New Haven, Conn., venue. Scroll down and find a box labeled “Music Samples.” In it, you’ll see “Cyberspace.mp3.” Click “download” and it’s yours.

To give “Cyberspace” a test listen on my Vox blog, click here.

Wallace Roney’s new CD, “Jazz,” came out last month. It’s downloadable from eMusic and iTunes. (And so is “Prototype.”)

He does his best boppish blowing on the Bud Powell tune “Un Poco Loco.” I’m also streaming that at my Vox site; check it out.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

The 10th anniversary of ‘The Corner’

On September 2, 1997, one of the best books ever written about ghetto life was published: “The Corner: A Year in the Life of an Inner-City Neighborhood,” by journalist David Simon and ex-cop Edward Burns.

To fans of good television, Simon and Ed are now heroes for their work on HBO’s “The Wire.” To a large degree, that show grew out of the many months they spent on the streets of West Baltimore, observing the chaos of human lives and telling people’s stories.

I’ve known David Simon for nearly 30 years. And the best thing that ever happened to me was when he brought me on as a screenwriting partner for the HBO version of “The Corner.”

So I’ll honor this anniversary by pointing you to a 17-minute radio piece that aired on NPR’s “Weekend Edition” in January of 1998. It includes interviews with some of the people featured in the book – DeAndre McCullough, Fran Boyd and Ella Thompson.

To hear it via NPR’s online archives, follow this link. (Word of warning: You might need to experiment to find the right combination of media player and Web browser to stream this audio. RealPlayer on Firefox worked for me.)

Ella Thompson, who operated a neighborhood youth center, is now dead. But her spirit and good works live on through the Ella Thomspon Fund, a charity set up and supported by Simon and Ed Burns. Click here to visit the website for the Ella Fund, see what it’s about. Contributions are always welcome.

A free Mexican Institute of Sound download

There’s been so much hip music coming out of Mexico the past few years... indie rock and club music especially. “El Microfono” by the Mexican Institute of Sound combines both of those vibes (with some rapping to boot).

MIS (or, in Spanish, “IMS”) is the brainchild of Mexico City’s Camilo Lara, a producer, DJ, remixer and record-company executive. This track is off the new CD “Pinata.”

You can download “El Microfono” for FREE, courtesy of Seattle public-radio station KEXP. But you’ll need to find the podcast titled “KEXP Song of the Day” at the iTunes Store. Which is a little tricky.

Go to iTunes and call up the Podcasts directory. Under “Categories,” click “Music.” Scroll down till you see “KEXP Song of the Day.”

This will take you to a very long playlist. And “El Microfono” (misspelled “El Microphono”) should be at No. 14.

Click “Get Episode” and the MP3 will download to your podcast library. (To transfer it to your music library, pull down the “Advanced” menu from the iTunes menu bar and click “Convert Selection to ACC.” Presto, it’s over there with your other songs.)

I don’t know how long KEXP keeps those songs up, so I wouldn’t dawdle. And while you’re there, maybe cop some other tunes off their playlist. It’s free and legal, so why not?

To check out “El Microfono” beforehand, click here and spin it at my Vox blog.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Some free Brand New Heavies downloads

Something good for you Brand New Heavies fans: On Tuesday, Delicious Vinyl is releasing a 12-track EP of remixes from the band’s 2006 album, “Get Used to It.”

You can download the whole joint right now – for FREE – at Last.fm. Plus a 13th track only available on the DJ promo version. All these remixes are yours for the taking.

Six tracks are variations of “Let’s Do It Again” (so this is called the “‘Let’s Do It Again’ Remix EP”). But there are also new mixes of “All Fired Up,” “Get Used to It,” “Right On” and “We’ve Got.” The mixologists include Tom Moulton and Kenny Dope.

The hot number, far as I’m concerned, is the high-tech “Philippians Remix” of “Let’s Do It Again.” (To hear it streaming on my Vox audio stash, click here.) I also dig the reggaefied “Bass Over Babylon Groove Remix” of “Get Used to It.”

So take advantage of the freeness at Last.fm. Follow this link and download away.