Yes Keyes Can!

My candidate didn’t do too well in the primaries last night. I don’t mean Obama. He did all right. I’m talking about Alan Keyes.

The more I expose myself to the words and ideas of Ambassador Keyes, the more convinced I am that this man must be put center-stage in our national political discourse.

He has the courage to denounce “mindless and licentious judges.” He has the wisdom to discern the intent of the Constitutional framers. He has the passion to speak in long, convoluted run-on sentences. America needs Alan Keyes.

And yet everybody’s all up on Barack Obama like he’s Black Jesus or something. The “Yes We Can” viral vid is being watched by millions... while Alan Keyes goes unheard.

Well, since the masses can’t deal with complex political ideas unless there’s a groove happening, I cranked up my GarageBand software and made a 3-minute mix of my own, using a speech by Ambassador Keyes.

Click here to hear “Yes Keyes Can!” And I urge you to heed its message:

“We are just shy of the decisive crisis for the future of our Republic. That means, y’all, that the Republic is not in danger of collapse... but has already begun to collapse.”

This audio track is only the first step, friends. I will also produce a video. I am putting together a list of celebrity guest stars that’ll put will.i.am’s sorry shit to shame.

I got Britney Spears... I got Amy Winehouse... Phil Spector... Michael Richards... Michael Vick... and, yes, Michael Jackson.

I believe we can build a world-changing movement around those simple words: “Yes Keyes Can.”

Yes Keyes Can... put God back into our schools.

Yes Keyes Can... put the government back into your uterus.

Yes Keyes Can... put shame back into homosexuality.

Yes Keyes Can... abolish the federal income tax and embryonic stem cell research.

Yes Keyes Can... build that border wall.

Yes. Keyes. Can. Can I get a witness?

(If you’d like to read a complete transcript of Ambassador Keyes’s December 2006 speech – titled “The Decisive Crisis” – follow this link.)