I wish to address my Republican readers. Specifically those of you who will vote today in a primary election.
Friends, do you feel left out of all the excitement the Democrats are having by supporting a black man for president? Don’t you wish you, too, could strike a blow against the status quo of white male hegemony?
Wanna make a little history of your own? Vote for Alan Keyes.
The white establishment succeeded in keeping Ambassador Keyes out of the GOP debates (except for this one). But he is on the ballot in more than 25 states.
Why vote for Keyes? Well, when he ran for president in 2000, the Journal of Blacks in Higher Education said this: “The highest IQ among Republican presidential contenders belongs to Alan Keyes.”
Keep in mind, Keyes was up against George W. Bush, Dan Quayle, Gary Bauer, Steve Forbes and others. He was smarter than all them white folks! So you know he’s smarter than John McCain, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee.
But the best reason to vote for Alan Keyes is this: He is the Republican Party’s best hope for defeating Barack Obama come November.
Keyes ran against Obama in 2004 for the U.S. Senate. He is the only Republican with the experience of campaigning against him.
And let’s be real. Who do you think would give Barack Obama more than he can handle in a debate? McCain? Nigga, please. Gimme the Keyes!
Matter fact, I’m streaming a 3-minute excerpt of an actual debate between Keyes and Obama. It took place on October 12, 2004, and was broadcast on the radio throughout Illinois. Click here to hear it.
Did you hear it? See what I’m talking about now? Keyes got steeze.
So don’t let me down, Republicans. When you get in that voting booth, remember the words of Wesley Snipes (who, like Alan Keyes, also wants to abolish the income tax): Always bet on black!