I think that guy is a cousin of the banjo picker in "Deliverance". Brooke Shield would kill for eyebrows like his...
Great. We have successfully imported American teenage asshole culture to the U.K. My initial thought/fantasy would be to take some of the assholes I teach to this clown's town and let 'em fight.
^ So that's what a "chav" is?
Somehow I'm not sure that the US has cornered the market on asshole kids. The UK had that whole "film people with your cellphones while you assault them" thing a bit back...that's pretty damn asshole.
Blimey, I love his flow, don't i?
Yeah, they're chavs alright.onefinemess - that charming little youth trend is referred to as "happy slapping." Terrible track and video. Smiley Culture did it so much better.
Chavs!?Saw that the other day on Andrew Sullivan's blog. Here's what he linked to.http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2114862.ece
This is the perfect time for Smiley Culture to make a comeback explaining exactly what these guys are rhyming about!
Smiley Culture - Cockney Translation.11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,It's I Smiley Cuulture with the mike in a me handMe come to teach you right and not the wrongIn a de Cockney TranslationCockney's not a Language it is only a slangAnd was originated yah so inna EnglandThe first place it was used was over East LondonIt was respect for the different style pronunciationBut it wasn't really used by any and any manMe say strictly con-man also the villainBut through me full up of lyrics and educationRight here now you a go get a little translationCockney have name like Treey, Arthur and del-boyWe have name like Winston, Lloyd and LeroyWe bawl out YOW! While cockneys say OI!What cockney call a Jack's we call a Blue BwoySay cockney have mates while we have sparCockneylive in a brum while we live in a yardSay we nyam while cockney gwt captureCockney say guv'nor. We say Big Bout yaIn a de Cockney Translation!In a de Cockney Translation!Well watch a man....................................The translation of cockney to understand is easySo long as you don't deaf and you listen me keenlyYou should pick it up likea youth who find some moneyGo tell it to your friends also your familyNo matter if a English or a YardyCa' you never when them might buck up a cockneyRemember warm dem dem deh man dem don't easyDem no fire sling shot a me say strictly double BDem run protection racket and control 'nuff C.I.D.Say cockney fire shooter, We bus' gunCockney say tea leaf, We say sticks manYou know dem have wedge while we have cornSay cockney say be first, my son! We just say Gwan!Cockney say grass, We say outformer manWhen dem talk 'bout iron dem really meam batty manRope chain and choparita me say cockney call tomSay cockney say Old Bill, We dutty BabylonIn a de Cockney Translation!In a de Cockney Translation!Well watch a man........................Slam bamJah manHear damFashionSmileyCultureOrigiantionBut first let me tell you more about thr cockneyWho live comfortably and have yacht by the seaAnd when it come to monry most of then have plentyBut where dum spend it? In de bookieLose it all on the dogs or on the gee geesOr paying off fe dem bribes to the SweeneySo dem nah go do no time fe no armed robberyOr catching antthing that fell off the back of a lorrySlam bamJah manHear demFashionMe strongMe longMe at the mike standMore timeIn a danceMe chat'Pon a soundBut sometimes me shake out and leave me home townAnd that's when me travel a East LondonWhere I have to speak as a different manSo that the cockney can understandSo black man and white man hear dem fashionCockney say scarper, We say scatterCockney say rabbit, We chatterWe say bleach, Cockney Knackered!Cockney say triffic, We say waaacked!Cockney say blokes, We say guysCockney say Alright? We say Ites!we say pants, Cockney say stridesSweet as a nut...................... just level vibes. Seen?
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