tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post3794742772195996099..comments2024-03-24T23:57:28.687-07:00Comments on Undercover Black Man: Why YouTube is better than televisionUndercover Black Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-57863964784405317252009-01-17T02:47:00.000-08:002009-01-17T02:47:00.000-08:00Smiley Culture - Cockney Translation.11, 10, 9, 8,...Smiley Culture - Cockney Translation.<BR/><BR/>11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,<BR/>It's I Smiley Cuulture with the mike in a me hand<BR/>Me come to teach you right and not the wrong<BR/>In a de Cockney Translation<BR/><BR/>Cockney's not a Language it is only a slang<BR/>And was originated yah so inna England<BR/>The first place it was used was over East London<BR/>It was respect for the different style pronunciation<BR/>But it wasn't really used by any and any man<BR/>Me say strictly con-man also the villain<BR/>But through me full up of lyrics and education<BR/>Right here now you a go get a little translation<BR/><BR/>Cockney have name like Treey, Arthur and del-boy<BR/>We have name like Winston, Lloyd and Leroy<BR/>We bawl out YOW! While cockneys say OI!<BR/>What cockney call a Jack's we call a Blue Bwoy<BR/>Say cockney have mates while we have spar<BR/>Cockneylive in a brum while we live in a yard<BR/>Say we nyam while cockney gwt capture<BR/>Cockney say guv'nor. We say Big Bout ya<BR/>In a de Cockney Translation!<BR/>In a de Cockney Translation!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Well watch a man....................................<BR/>The translation of cockney to understand is easy<BR/>So long as you don't deaf and you listen me keenly<BR/>You should pick it up likea youth who find some money<BR/>Go tell it to your friends also your family<BR/>No matter if a English or a Yardy<BR/>Ca' you never when them might buck up a cockney<BR/>Remember warm dem dem deh man dem don't easy<BR/>Dem no fire sling shot a me say strictly double B<BR/>Dem run protection racket and control 'nuff C.I.D.<BR/><BR/>Say cockney fire shooter, We bus' gun<BR/>Cockney say tea leaf, We say sticks man<BR/>You know dem have wedge while we have corn<BR/>Say cockney say be first, my son! We just say Gwan!<BR/>Cockney say grass, We say outformer man<BR/>When dem talk 'bout iron dem really meam batty man<BR/>Rope chain and choparita me say cockney call tom<BR/>Say cockney say Old Bill, We dutty Babylon<BR/>In a de Cockney Translation!<BR/>In a de Cockney Translation!<BR/><BR/>Well watch a man........................<BR/>Slam bam<BR/>Jah man<BR/>Hear dam<BR/>Fashion<BR/>Smiley<BR/>Culture<BR/>Origiantion<BR/><BR/><BR/>But first let me tell you more about thr cockney<BR/>Who live comfortably and have yacht by the sea<BR/>And when it come to monry most of then have plenty<BR/>But where dum spend it? In de bookie<BR/>Lose it all on the dogs or on the gee gees<BR/>Or paying off fe dem bribes to the Sweeney<BR/>So dem nah go do no time fe no armed robbery<BR/>Or catching antthing that fell off the back of a lorry<BR/><BR/><BR/>Slam bam<BR/>Jah man<BR/>Hear dem<BR/>Fashion<BR/>Me strong<BR/>Me long<BR/>Me at the mike stand<BR/>More time<BR/>In a dance<BR/>Me chat<BR/>'Pon a sound<BR/><BR/><BR/>But sometimes me shake out and leave me home town<BR/>And that's when me travel a East London<BR/>Where I have to speak as a different man<BR/>So that the cockney can understand<BR/>So black man and white man hear dem fashion<BR/><BR/><BR/>Cockney say scarper, We say scatter<BR/>Cockney say rabbit, We chatter<BR/>We say bleach, Cockney Knackered!<BR/>Cockney say triffic, We say waaacked!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Cockney say blokes, We say guys<BR/>Cockney say Alright? We say Ites!<BR/>we say pants, Cockney say strides<BR/>Sweet as a nut...................... just level vibes. Seen?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-8727402922663070362009-01-14T18:40:00.000-08:002009-01-14T18:40:00.000-08:00This is the perfect time for Smiley Culture to mak...This is the perfect time for Smiley Culture to make a comeback explaining exactly what these guys are rhyming about!Comb & Razorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11912912211584098914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-51314528195937940662009-01-14T13:00:00.000-08:002009-01-14T13:00:00.000-08:00Chavs!?Saw that the other day on Andrew Sullivan's...Chavs!?<BR/>Saw that the other day on Andrew Sullivan's blog. Here's what he linked to.<BR/>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2114862.eceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-24554510772432027492009-01-14T07:13:00.000-08:002009-01-14T07:13:00.000-08:00Yeah, they're chavs alright.onefinemess - that cha...Yeah, they're chavs alright.<BR/><BR/>onefinemess - that charming little youth trend is referred to as "happy slapping." <BR/><BR/>Terrible track and video. Smiley Culture did it so much better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-12269728904966816652009-01-13T21:23:00.000-08:002009-01-13T21:23:00.000-08:00^ Hee-heeee!^ Hee-heeee!Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-47859705012844928582009-01-13T20:56:00.000-08:002009-01-13T20:56:00.000-08:00Blimey, I love his flow, don't i?Blimey, I love his flow, don't i?Kellybellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11186473285513898735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-23412835662644020722009-01-13T20:28:00.000-08:002009-01-13T20:28:00.000-08:00Somehow I'm not sure that the US has cornered the ...Somehow I'm not sure that the US has cornered the market on asshole kids. The UK had that whole "film people with your cellphones while you assault them" thing a bit back...that's pretty damn asshole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-9428661063026905682009-01-13T19:33:00.000-08:002009-01-13T19:33:00.000-08:00^ So that's what a "chav" is?^ So <EM>that's</EM> what a "chav" is?Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-65491622908696050062009-01-13T17:51:00.000-08:002009-01-13T17:51:00.000-08:00Fucking Chavs.Fucking Chavs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-89115996975432898642009-01-13T17:47:00.000-08:002009-01-13T17:47:00.000-08:00Great. We have successfully imported American teen...Great. We have successfully imported American teenage asshole culture to the U.K. My initial thought/fantasy would be to take some of the assholes I teach to this clown's town and let 'em fight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-8487968180584198422009-01-13T17:37:00.000-08:002009-01-13T17:37:00.000-08:00I think that guy is a cousin of the banjo picker i...I think that guy is a cousin of the banjo picker in "Deliverance". Brooke Shield would kill for eyebrows like his...Vince Spencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10761454912786879102noreply@blogger.com