The commenters over there are so deliriously unhinged... it’s always fun to rattle their cages. This particular thread got good and nutty. I’m proud of myself.
Barack Obama had just started his overseas trip. He shot some ball with U.S. military personnel in Kuwait. Which prompted a No Quarter poster known as “Uppity Woman” to snark:
“Senator Obama, I thought the footage of you shooting hoops in Kuwait today was really cute. And now you are in Afghanistan. You’re just one cuddly guy in photo ops, aren’t you? Quite a few of us suspect if you were really in Afghanistan fighting for America, you would be off in a corner in the fetal position....”
Here’s some of what transpired in the comments section. (If anybody can tell me whom I stole my Yo’ Mama joke from, I will salute you.)
UNDERCOVER BLACK MAN: What… you guys didn’t hear about the sniper fire Obama had to dodge when he landed?
HARP: Get back undercover fool
WILDCHILD: wasn’t BOBO too busy playing games?
UBM: Didn’t seem to hurt the morale of our soldiers any, did it?
Please rid your hearts of hatred.
HARP: Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
UBM: Yo mama so stupid, she walked by a YMCA and said, “Look… they spelled MACY’s wrong!”
HARP: HaHaHa…Guess who is stupid asshole…my mama has been dead for 22 years now.
UBM: Mine died last April. You shouldn’t have started some shit you couldn’t finish, my friend…
WILDCHILD: M & M’s have been around a lot longer then that.
UBM: When I pray to Obama tonight, I’ll ask for mercy on your soul, WildChild. You know not what you do.
WILDCHILD: I know exactly what I do. I prefer peanut.
UBM: Is that what you meant when you told me to “nut in your mouth”?
WILDCHILD: no, LMAO that’s what BOBO meant when he told you nut in his mouth
SEATTLE MOSS: I have read your posts and never have responded because you just don’t seem too smart and your always full of rage and cursing. maybe you should try some new meds for that problem you have. It’s just a suggestion…
UBM: I’ll borrow some from Cindy McCain. Thanks for the suggestion.
WILDCHILD: He said meds, not makeup.
UBM: I know, WildChild. See, Cindy McCain used to be addicted to prescription narcotics. That’s what I was referencing.
WILDCHILD: ahhh quit your kidding around. If she used to be addicted to prescription pain killers then she wouldn’t have any to give you. Besides you need to pretty up for BOBO, LOL the limo is waiting just outside your door.
SEATTLE MOSS: Go buy your own meds.. Under Endowed.
Your comebacks are pathetic.
So McCain had a real moment with his wife…Big Deal!!
Maybe Cindy did prescription drugs Big Deal!!
They both have more class and care for this country than anything you support anti-American wuss
UBM: Maybe McCain called his wife the C-word in front of other people… Big Deal!
He is a class act all the way! I’m with you, Moss.
And you’re right… my comebacks [are] pretty lame. But I’m trying to work an “ape rape” joke into my repertoire. It worked so well for John McCain… He has so much class!
HARP: I would think the “ape rape” thing took place on Backtrack’s first date with Michelle.
JUST MESSIN WITH YA MAN!!
UBM: Wow… it’s like a battle of wits in a coma ward up in here. I’m done. I earned my $7 tonight… the easy way.
WILDCHILD: yup, LOL you took it up the ass like a champ. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha BOBO wants you.
UBM: ^ Don’t take my word for it, Child. I’ll post this entire exchange on my blog tomorrow… and we’ll let some normal people judge just who clowned whom.
HARP: Coward…I wish Backtrack’s father would have pulled out early too.