Never let it be said that I am inconsiderate of my white readers. I got a little “Hee Haw” going on for y’all in the Video Bar!
Actually, if you’re black and over the age of 45, you probably have fond memories of “Hee Haw” too. Our parents’ and grandparents’ generation – especially if they were raised in the country – enjoyed a bit of country music. (My folks also watched “The Porter Wagoner Show” every week.)
And us as little kids could appreciate the corny jokes. So don't act like you don't know.
Plus, Roy Clark was a bad motherfucker on that gitbox!
(As for the sailboat video… that’s got former “Hee Haw” comic Archie Campbell hustling timeshares or condos or some shit. The thing about the Video Bar is, you have to take what the machine gives you.)