Friday, October 30, 2009

Random hotness

I don’t know which I’d rather be... the chick or the dude.

12 comments:

Shadow And Act said...

The dude - especially if I have to massage the front too!

bklyn6 said...

How 'bout the massage table? :p

Undercover Black Man said...

^ You silly...

:^)

Must Love Movies said...

neither i would be all hot and bothered for no reason.

bklyn6 said...

^I was getting hot and bothered.

I'd like to be her. :-D

lawegohard said...

I am super tickelish in my neck so unfortunately I wouldn't be able to enjoy any neck rubbing, but lower back + azz rub = pantytime!

I am hyper OCD so I wouldn't be able to massage random azz without some papers.

Yet In my Fantasy Life, I would surely finish with a happy ending. :-)

Must Love Movies said...

@bklyn6
ditto at the getting hot and bothered.made me think why didn't i go to thailand for my b-day.

9thWardChick said...

I hate to decrease the hotness level but my former teacher would be disappointed if I didn't as a PhD, RN, LMT (NCTMB) - plain speak Registered Nurse with a PhD in Nursing and Nationally Certified as a Licensed Massage Therapist say: MASSAGE IS THERAPEUTIC NOT SEXUAL.
Exhibit A: Dude's dress - Standard Massage Therapist (Polo shirt, comfortable pants and comfortable shoes).
Exhibit B: In my state of practice (LA), therapist can legally drape down to the gluteal fold (butt crack for everyone else), now granted he was caressing the gluteal area a bit more that I usually do, but oh well maybe he assessed some unusual tightness? I leave the interpretation of this statment up to you!
Exhibit C: As a LMT, what I saw was a standard massage session, not a sensual massage, he was professionally dressed, environment was standard massage-like.
Finally if you get a GOOD and I mean REALLY GOOD massage from a REALLY GOOD THERAPIST, you will ALWAYS have a Happy Ending (just not sexual in nature, but I have done couples masssage (and what you do after we leave your business) sorry to decrease the hotness but please find it somewhere else, Massage always gets a bad name because of the unlicensed, so-called massage parlors and a rubdown or a handjob and a therapeutic, healing massage two totally different things. I'm just saying...

Undercover Black Man said...

^ I appreciate your comments, 9WC.

But dayum... hot is hot.

'Drea said...

I'd rather be the chica...

@9thwardchick Are you a lawyer too? ;)

Undercover Black Man said...

9thWardChick: You do deep tissue? My idea of a good massage is: The next day, it feels like I've been beaten.

I want to be taken apart and put back together.

'Drea said...

"She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind." Toni Morrison