(Below are more actual, honest-to-goodness Twitter posts... all from earlier today. Plus my personal parenthetical commentary.)Sandra Bernhard: “hope you are all checking out my first single with chrissie hynde on itunes the album drops tuesday august 25th whatever it takes.”
(The song sucks.)
Jeremy Piven: “contest for the best reason u haven’t seen ‘the Goods’ 500K following...”
(Reason? Because it probably sucks.)
Paris Hilton: “On my way to go visit some of the most poverty stricken villages in Central America. Going to be a very emotional day, God bless them all.”
(Dang, Princess. You could’ve just come to Langley Park.)
Kevin Smith: “Glourious! Quentin’s BASTERDS is at 86% Fresh at RottenTomatoes. Going tomorrow morning. Been waiting for years to see this. I bow to Q.”
(I just got back from seeing “Inglourious Basterds.” I’m still waiting for Tarantino to tell another story about humans.)
Yoko Ono: “Give Peace A Chance. It’s time for us to come together, and say it again, and to realize, again, that War Is Over, if you want it.”
(Ummm... okay.)
Oprah Winfrey: “thank you will.i.am and black eyed peas. I love you. see you for our party in the streets of chicago.”
(Hey Oprah... Yoko Ono says you suck.)
Ellen DeGeneres: “Celebrity sighting of the day: Portia de Rossi, eating lunch in my kitchen!”
(I’d better leave that one alone.)
8 comments:
OMG, I totaly thought Yoko Ono was dead.
Funny post.
How many Lennon/McCartney songs did Yoko reference in that quote?
Thanks for the commentaries. :-)
"I’m still waiting for Tarantino to tell another story about humans."
I don't think he's made a better movie than Jackie Brown, and I'm starting to suspect he never will. Dude desperately needs an editor but at this point has enough juice that he'll never get one.
^ "Jackie Brown" is exactly what I was thinking about. Dude just needs to give a damn about something other than past movies he's seen.
The sharpness of your commentaries reminds me of the analogy of Twitter/FB/and so forth to high school. The more followers, the more empty the head. Whatever happened to actual exclusivity as a custom in celeb-land?
LOL, never thought I'd see John "douchebag" Mayer on your site!
I wonder who of them writes their own tweets. The Ellen one was cute, I thought :-)
^Ghost tweeters. I never thought of that. :-)
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