Friends, it’s not too late to purchase some official Hillary Clinton gear from HillaryStore.com. (A bitch got bills, ya heard?)
Wouldn’t you like to own a souvenir of Sen. Clinton’s historic 2008 campaign?
Such as the “Got Experience?” T-shirt. (Black, of course.) Only $20.
Or the “I’m Your Girl!” campaign button. (Girl?? Is that the “sexism” Dianne Feinstein and Geraldine Ferraro were talking about?)
There’s also the “Wellesley Women for Hillary” lapel pin. (Not for sale in West Virginia.)
And the “Hillary for President” breast implants. (Okay... now that’s sexist.)