I love white people. I do. And it hurts my heart to see some of them in such anguish during this election cycle.
From having to endure 15 seconds’ worth of the fiery preachments of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, to being confronted in the media with a phrase like “typical white person”... let’s face it: it has never been harder to be white in America.
On the positive side, y’all still own everything worth owning. So it balances out.
But for some white folks, the future looks grim indeed. Far-right blogger Lawrence Auster says the election of Barack Obama as president “would be like four years of blacks dancing in the street over the OJ Simpson verdict.”
Or, to unpack that thought, “a four year long post-OJ Simpson acquittal extravaganza, in which the full madness and idiocy of black America is on display...”
Obama is “outright evil,” writes Mr. Auster. “This man is... the most sinister figure in American politics in my lifetime.”
Lawrence Auster needs a pick-me-up. So for him – and those who think like him – I offer something to brighten your day... if only for a couple of minutes.
White people, watch and enjoy: