Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Return of the media-star ‘pedophile’

Two months ago, I wrote about Jack McClellan, the self-proclaimed “pedophile” who blogs about the best places to ogle pre-teen girls.

He had just departed the Los Angeles area for Portland, Ore., because restraining orders were cramping his style.

Jack McClellan was discussed frequently in the L.A. media over the summer. McClellan himself spoke so freely on national platforms such as CNN, Fox News, “Glenn Beck” and “The Steve Wilkos Show,” people began to speculate that the man’s real problem wasn’t sexual perversion but a pathological desire for attention.

I wondered whether McClellan’s ultimate goal was to be beaten severely by a bunch of irate fathers. He was certainly talking enough shit to bring that kind of energy crashing down on himself.

Well, I heard on the radio this morning that Jack McClellan has apparently returned to L.A. County. Why? Who knows?

But he has re-titled his blog “Los Angeles Girl Love,” and he has posted an item that seems calculated to stimulate the salivary glands of local reporters and radio talk-show hosts. (Or to hasten his own lynching. Whatever gets him off.) To wit:

“I am now available to sexually service young women in the Los Angeles area. In order to arrange a date with me, you must e-mail me a copy of your state-issued driver's license or photo ID (or passport) proving that you are at least 18. I prefer small, height-weight-proportional young women who are into role-playing as underaged girls (shaved pussy a must). All races are welcome, but I prefer Caucasians, Latinas, and Asians. Due to numerous threats to my physical safety, the date location will be of my choosing after we meet in a public place, you will be subject to a weapons search, and there will be no telephone communication allowed during the date. No monies or other valuables will be exchanged for sex acts.”

In my bones, I feel that this won’t end well. Call me Kreskin.


Thembi said...

He's sick AND stupid.

I've always noticed lopsided interest AND a double standard here. Ive always assumed that so few women go this route, but now that I'm way too old for a tenderoni how wrong would I be to go soliciting 18 year old boys and would anyone care?

dez said...

He's insane.

memomachine said...


1. The guy looks like a sack of shit with legs. Are there women who really would answer that ridiculous webpage?

2. Frankly if I had an underage daughter and this idiot did something with her I wouldn't just beat him with a baseball bat.

I'd give him a taste of the Blood Eagle.

3. IMO I advocate the death penalty for pedophiles. Seriously. Is there anybody who can offer a rationale for keeping these creeps around?

Anonymous said...

I read in Kerouac's bio that he used to go to bars and pick fights. But he wouldn't fight back. Just liked gettin' a whuppin.

This could be the same thing.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Indubitably. I mean, after already receiving threats of harm, he doesn't shut up and lower his profile. He ratchets it up... He announces his return to L.A. ...

And I'm sorry, y'all, but "Shaved pussy a must" is the funniest line I've read in a while, given the context. It's like he's hiring... and has to narrow down the pool of applicants.

This dude is homeless and almost certainly mentally ill. And he's not even offering money. His offering of "sexual services" is a bizarre piece of found comedy.

Keep in mind, it's possible to laugh because it appears this guy has never actually abused a kid... he just talks about it.

justjudith said...

part of me just has to believe this is made up. so, yeah, i'm going with it's made up like that jenkum stuff. but i do believe in the big foot.

dez said...

What's a jenkum?

I wonder if this guy is trying to commit suicide by cop. Except instead of cops, he's fishing for anyone who will kill him (because surely there are many who would).

justjudith said...

Thanks to Thembi I regrettably know what this is :Jenkum.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Thembi also broadened my base of knowledge with the subject of "jenkum."

And yet, I don't really want to thank her! ;^D

Dougfp said...

It gives the phrase "Let's smoke some shit" a whole new meaning!

dez said...

"Scrubs" is right - everything comes down to poo!