Any of you black folks out there grew up in the black part of town, then moved out of the black part of town, and then when you visit the black part of town you see some fucked-up shit that just makes you go “Dag”?
Yeah, me too.
I was driving in Prince George’s County today, near the D.C. line, and I saw something incredible. Dude drove past me with his left foot stuck out the window.
That’s right, the driver’s left foot – clad in a red-and-black athletic shoe of indeterminate brandage – that foot was outside the car, its heel resting on the sideview mirror. Just chill like that.
I’ve never seen such a thing before. Never even heard of such. Is this the new hip shit, and I’m the last to know about it? Because it sure doesn’t look hip. Doesn’t even look comfortable.
It looks fucking IGNORANT is what it looks like.
Swear to God, where are those old-school cracker-ass P.G. County cops when you need ’em?
Makes me think that the people on a mission to ban the N-word are fighting a losing battle, as long as there’s at least one individual like this per 100,000 normal Negroes. Because really, what can you say when you see something like that?
I suppose you could say: “Nice shoe, brother. Thanks for letting me and everybody else see it. While you’re driving. In traffic.”
But the refrain which leaps more readily to mind is this.