Tuesday, December 15, 2009

It’s a small world when you got a big dick.

I haven’t had much to say about the Tiger Woods sex scandal. I thought it was pretty boring from jump street.

(Yes, I want to see Tiger continue to destroy opponents on the golf course. But I don’t give damn if he keeps his endorsement deal with Gatorade.)

Now guess what? One of the women claiming she had sex with Tiger Woods... is somebody I’ve blogged about before!

She’s Holly Sampson. Remember that name?

I blogged about Holly Sampson in January 2009 in a post titled “Before They Were Porn Stars.” (One of my personal favorite posts of all time.)

According to Us magazine, Holly Sampson wants to make a parody porn video based on her one-night stand with Tiger.

Ain’t that a mess?

11 comments:

that dude said...

I thought of you when she was first mentioned. UBM - for all your fetish coverage!

neptune said...

Wellllll, I'm curious to know how you know about the size of Tiger's...have you seen it? Is this story about to get way more interesting? Somebody get TMZ on the line!

Undercover Black Man said...

I thought of you when she was first mentioned.

That's how little I been paying attention to these bims. Today was the first I heard her name.

Undercover Black Man said...

Wellllll, I'm curious to know how you know about the size of Tiger's...have you seen it?

You ain't heard? Tiger calls it his "nine iron."

junebug said...

Ol' Tige should'a kept his pimp hand strong. A TRUE playa know how to handle his hoes! Ya feel me?

lawegohard said...

@UBM's comment: Tiger calls it his "nine iron."

LOL :)

lawegohard said...

These Hoes are giving Hoes a bad name.

You know there's a Jumpoff at the house right now debating on should she come out or not. NO!

Note to Hoe #15: If you snitch, you can't be his bitch!

lydia claire said...

oooo. i would pay cash money for a vid of mistress glory speaking up.

bklyn6 said...

(One of my personal favorite posts of all time.)

NO?! :p

I haven’t had much to say about the Tiger Woods sex scandal. I thought it was pretty boring from jump street.

C'mon...he's like the Lex Steele of golf.

Undercover Black Man said...

NO?!

The concept was strong, bklyn6. Only wish I could've posted more installments.

bklyn6 said...

^I'd imagine that every porn star has an interesting backstory. Guess you were busy with other stuff.

btw, I miss "MBP of the Week." :-)