(In honor of National Poetry Month, I’ve composed a free verse from actual spam email subject headers.)
Every single chick
will admire your stick.
Women won’t hide their excitement
when they see your
&emsp&emsp bulge
in the street.
Launch your love spaceship
Your will have such a biggie pride
it will be enough
&emsp&emsp&emsp&emsp even to divide.
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12 comments:
Cute.
Now do it in haiku! :p
^ I dig a challenge, bklyn6:
Welcome to our club
Mortgage loan information
Pink, wet, and shaven
^LOL. Now, that's some open mic type stuff right there!
:fingersnaps:
May I withdraw that haiku in favor of this piece of found perfection?...
Discover Acai
Berry numerous weight loss
and health benefits
Niiiiice!
Haiku with jiamari:
Barely legal cute teen
girls having sex for the first
time on video!
WTF? I was at the temple getting religion, meanwhile
some blog-fuckin' going on up in here!
As I detest poetry for the most part, I love this entry.
^ Beauty is all around us, my friend. Even in our spam filters.
Yeah baby! Write that poetry, man!
"Welcome to our club
Mortgage loan information
Pink, wet, and shaven"
OH MY GOD! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME BURST OUT LAUGHING WHILE IM ON THE PHONE TRYING TO COUNSEL PREGNANT TEENS!!!!!
You gon get me fired, lol.
I put it on My Blog as well. You sir, are a master and made of awesome!
^ Bless you.
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