Monday, January 5, 2009

Why YouTube is better than television

Reason #10: Unintentional comedy. (Hat-tip: Michael Fisher.)

21 comments:

bumpster said...

Are people like this examples of clinical madness?

John B. said...

Ha ha. Where does this guy get off denouncing the "mixed breeds"? What a self-loathing wanker!

sdg1844 said...

This is the funniest shit. I'm dyin' laughing here. He's talkin' mixed breeds with his "yellow" behind (as my grannie would say)

The Obenson Report said...

Preach brah!

Haha! Given how close he appeared to be to the camera, I'm surprised the lens wasn't dripping with spit.

Nipsey Muhammad said...

This brutha needs to quit half-stepping and turn it up a notch.

Geneva Girl said...

Did he say NumiDia?

Is he out on weekend release?

james said...

Put this dude together with the no tip sister and all will be well..

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Heh-heh...

Michael Murray said...

This was great on so many levels...

Liberation God Dammit... I love it.

DeAngelo Starnes said...

Icy Mike Fisher came up with this one? That was funny! Ran into a lotta cats like this when I lived in LA.

Jack J. said...

I'm chokin' up because it's so sad to see one of my folks in such distress (nyuk nyuk!).

A lonely brutha drinkin' and smokin' and raving at the moon.

Priceless.

And somewhere his jubilant ex-whatever is celebrating the fact that she left this retro jerk-off and his massive collection of "Black Power" t-shirts for a real man (with a job).

Anonymous said...

Preach nicca, preach!! He's talking to you sleep walk'n house nicca's who will fall for anything. "..a nicca at the top of the ladder and you nicca's in the same situation."

100% said...

And somewhere his jubilant ex-whatever is celebrating the fact that she left this retro jerk-off and his massive collection of "Black Power" t-shirts for a real man (with a job).
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I have a GOOD solid job along with a black queen and we BOTH dig this brother. So, let the perm chemicals grow out of your hair and uderstand who and what you are. Because not all of us are assimilated.

daughterofthedream said...

Is there an indie performance workshop where people learn how to dramatically perform there stateside ramblings of skewing Afrikan knowledge?

Michael Fisher said...

Actually the man's recounting the historical role of so-called "mulattos" is not inaccurate. Wherever "white" people have found themselves a minority of the population white supremacist leaders have endeavored to divide the non-white population up into degrees of "lesser oppression" or even privilege (compared to those on the bottom) in accordance with skin shade. That is, the lighter, the more access to resources, etc. in return for loyalty to the white supremacists

100% said...

As my grandmother put it "it's the truth that burns." Thanks undercover for hip'n me on to this brother!

Anonymous said...

this guy is 100% on the mothership. Can you say ADD?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFVcfr-c21k

Jack J. said...

Sorry about the assumptions,100%, but that profile usually fits the racial ravers of all stripes.

As for your take on being "assimilation", as human beings we have all been "assimilated" at some point in history.

As for you, your complextion is far from "Snipely" so someone in your recent history jumped the fence so I really don't get your strangle hold on total blackness. You are mixed like the majority of us and their ain't no shame in that.

As my Grandmother said, "If you deny part of you, you deny ALL of you.".

A lesson in your own history seems to be needed. I hope it doesn't give you an aneurysm.

Good luck,cuzz, and get well soon.

By the way, we wouldn't have been brought her as slaves if those African Kings and Queens didn't help sell us off.

Coquinegra said...

Ummmm, I'm sure I could get him a prescription for something that might help with his symptoms...but what's his problem with "mixed breeds"? He's a *might* on the yellow side, ain't he, to be talking that mess? Holla if ya hear me!

Coquinegra said...

Wait, I just had a thought. Isn't this what Michael Eric Dyson would sound like if he smoked a blunt?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Yow!