Friday, January 2, 2009

Random Japaneseness

I love the fact that it makes no sense! (Who knew David Lynch was making Japanese fetish videos?)

17 comments:

The Obenson Report said...

Is there a part 2? I'm dying to know what happened next!

Undercover Black Man said...

^ That's the whole show, dude. But this variation on the theme contains a bit more action and the hint of a narrative.

Michael Fisher said...

The Japanese are some funny folks. As to that site. I don't look at the pics, I just read the articles.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Ummm... did you have to whip out the hardcore pr0n, Michael? In my house?

Michael Fisher said...

Oh Lawd. That shyt ain't hardcore. It's more like a risque SNL skit. And you know it.

By the way. You do know that yo' boy "KeWayne" is actually Vince Spence?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ For real?

Michael Fisher said...

Fo' real.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Makes sense, in a perverse way.

Michael Fisher said...

Yeah, both "KeWayne" and Vince post comments on the Assault. IP addresses are a wonderful thing. In addition...

Michael Fisher said...

Mills...

"Makes sense, in a perverse way."

Yep. Your numero uno "black" fan is actually an undercover white man.

Makes one think, David. No?

Geneva Girl said...

Yeah, that was, uh, something. Why were they up near the ceiling?

Undercover Black Man said...

Makes one think, David. No?

No... not any more than a rectal itch makes one think.

Good looking out, though, Michael.

Michael Fisher said...

Mills...

"No... not any more than a rectal itch makes one think."

I wouldn't know about that. Never had one. But do this:

Get yourself statcounter. It's free, Irish, and better than sitemeter etc.

Undercover Black Man said...

Why were they up near the ceiling?

GG, evidently some Japanese guys fetishize the idea of very tall women.

If the videomakers wanted to go all out with the illusion, they would've had some extra-small furniture up in there.

Undercover Black Man said...

Your numero uno "black" fan is actually an undercover white man.

"KeWayne" has been emailing me lately, the way Vince Spence used to... suggesting blog topics and whatnot. He's the closest I've had to a stalker in two years of blogging.

DeAngelo warned me about Vince's stalkerishness from day one, as Vince used to be a serial call-in antagonist whenever DeAng would appear on a particular Baltimore talk radio show.

Which means that before Mr. Spence became fixated on black blogs, he was sitting around listening to black talk radio.

Old dude must not have family.

Oh well. No harm done.

kenn. said...

yikes! I now know what my next nightmare will entail. The creepy part was the silence.

Jack J. said...

Almost turning Japanese...almost.

Those girls are looking at that guy like they're thinking "Is that a baby dill in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?".

So sad, paralyzed by his own boner.