Sunday, October 5, 2008

Random hotness

I have had dreams almost exactly like this about Rachael Ray:

12 comments:

Geneva Girl said...

Corn porn.

bklyn6 said...

Thought they were gonna make popcorn, with all that friction.

maria said...

i am worried about you, DM!

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Well, maria... it's time you learned: There's a part of the psyche of every man that doesn't progress past the age of 15.

;^)

destruction said...

If only it was ALL the parts....

maria said...

i was married for 20 years and i have a 14 year old son, so i feel you.

however, rachel RAY? i never even thought she was attractive. like. at. all.

that voice! or, well, as ani difranco said something about if you've got something in your mouth...

nevermind!

Craig Belcher said...

Dave,

Did you see her Maxim layout a while back?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ You mean FHM? Yah. I shucked a whole bushel o' corn behind that.

blackink said...

Maria, don't get it twisted. Rachael Ray is a seriously underrated cutie.

The ladies of the Food Channel bring the heat in the looks department, I tell ya.

maria said...

^ you're lucky.

for the ladies who are the viewers, it's slim pickin's.

mario batali is just too fat to even watch on tv
anymore, let alone think about in any other way.

see what i mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtvFda-zPVg&feature=user

bklyn6 said...

for the ladies who are the viewers, it's slim pickin's.

I found Jim O'Connor, the former host of the Food Network's "The Secret Life Of", quite handsome. He was a little self-deprecating and didn't seem to take himself too seriously. I thought that was kind of charming.

James said...

Oh yeah, Rachael Ray is a serious hottie!