Not Safe For Work. (I’m sayin’... really Not Safe For Work.)
UPDATE (08/17/08): A clever lad known as “misterscoops” did an electronica remix of this old dude’s demented rap. Click here to hear “Fried Pig Pussy” on my Vox blog.
You can download the MP3 by following this link. And always remember, don’t ever forget: “Eat pork rinds! Eat dead pigs!”