... they can end up like Jessica Delfino, a clever comedian and saucy songwriter who isn’t ashamed to perform a rap song called “My Pussy Is Magic” on YouTube.
(Do you pray to Jesus with that mouth, Jessy?)
Guardian of decency William Donahue of the Catholic League condemned Ms. Delfino for this video. “Rapping about her genitals, she sings, ‘it will become your true religion.’ ”
Bill Donahue continued: “None of this is without malice. And at a time when radical Muslims are accusing Americans of harboring a depraved understanding of liberty, it only provides ammunition to the enemy.”
Wow. Since the stakes be that high – I mean, if this chick’s comedy could promote terrorist attacks – then it is your duty as a citizen to watch this video, so as to be cognizant of that existential threat.
Jessy Delfino can’t rap worf a damn. But if you don’t laugh out loud at one particular moment... I will give you your money back. Here it is:
Now, I first got into Jessica Delfino through another Web video – “I Wanna Be Famous” (embedded below). That one isn’t dirty, but the humor is “sick.” And it’s very very very very funny.
“I Wanna Be Famous” has had close to a million views on YouTube over the last two years. Let’s get together and put it over the top!
Ms. Delfino reports on her MySpace page that “I Wanna Be Famous” will be screened at the New York International Children’s Film Festival on March 1.
Congratulations, Jessy... you hellbound harlot. Bring your magic pussy out to L.A., and I’ll show you my Amazing Shrinking Dick trick.