Monday, February 18, 2008

When Catholic girls go wrong...

... they can end up like Jessica Delfino, a clever comedian and saucy songwriter who isn’t ashamed to perform a rap song called “My Pussy Is Magic” on YouTube.

(Do you pray to Jesus with that mouth, Jessy?)

Guardian of decency William Donahue of the Catholic League condemned Ms. Delfino for this video. “Rapping about her genitals, she sings, ‘it will become your true religion.’ ”

Bill Donahue continued: “None of this is without malice. And at a time when radical Muslims are accusing Americans of harboring a depraved understanding of liberty, it only provides ammunition to the enemy.”

Wow. Since the stakes be that high – I mean, if this chick’s comedy could promote terrorist attacks – then it is your duty as a citizen to watch this video, so as to be cognizant of that existential threat.

Jessy Delfino can’t rap worf a damn. But if you don’t laugh out loud at one particular moment... I will give you your money back. Here it is:

Now, I first got into Jessica Delfino through another Web video – “I Wanna Be Famous” (embedded below). That one isn’t dirty, but the humor is “sick.” And it’s very very very very funny.

“I Wanna Be Famous” has had close to a million views on YouTube over the last two years. Let’s get together and put it over the top!

Ms. Delfino reports on her MySpace page that “I Wanna Be Famous” will be screened at the New York International Children’s Film Festival on March 1.

Congratulations, Jessy... you hellbound harlot. Bring your magic pussy out to L.A., and I’ll show you my Amazing Shrinking Dick trick.


Bay Radical said...

Huh, I wasn't really feeling her magic pussy, and I couldn't help but notice the similarity to Margaret Cho's "My Puss"

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Now that was funny, BayRad. Thanks for that.

Who was the other one with Cho? She can really flow. And not just monthly... ;^)

Bay Radical said...

Diana Yanaz:

My puss will go down in history, your puss need to rinse with Listerine!

Michael Fisher said...

Dang. What she got coming outta there. Snot? That shyt is disgusting. I couldn't waych the whole thing.

Wanda said...

Hey David,

This is an off-blog topic, but I wasn't sure if you knew about it. Over on the New York Times Freakonomics Blog, they have a series called "What Do Real Thugs Think of the Wire?". You should check it out. Its on the sixth post now.

Wanda said...
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Wanda said...

What Do Real Thugs Think of The Wire?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Thanks, Wanda! I heard about this weeks ago, but didn't know it was a continuing feature.

Anonymous said...

“Rapping about her genitals, she sings, ‘it will become your true religion.’ ”

Heh...that reminds me of a Red Foxx quote from Harlem Nights:

"Now you know that's some mean Pussy to make a man change Gods"