Saturday, January 19, 2008

Hottentot Venus

I finally caught up with that Australian TV tennis commentator who made an ass of himself by engaging in some public booty worship of Venus Williams. (In the middle of a damn match!)

Now I’m wondering: If that Roger Rasheed got so mesmerized by Venus, what would’ve happened if it was Serena? Would the top of his head have blown off?

13 comments:

jjbrock said...

If it had been Serena he would have surly made a bigger fool out of himself.

Comb & Razor said...

i can't hate on the man, though... that is one sweet-looking dumper!

funny i didn't even know about this... but i'm behind (no pun) on a lot of stuff these days. hell, i just found out who Alenka Bikar was a few days ago...

Bklyn6 said...

When you look up the word "callipygian" there should be a picture of Venus or Serena next to the definition.

DeAngelo Starnes said...

Come on now. He gave the commentary all the dudes watching the match wanted done. Reminds me of when FloJo ran in the Olympics in 88. After a false start the camera angle was dead on the booty. The EXACT shot I had been waiting for the whole Olympics. I can't wait for the Serena shot!

Anonymous said...

Had this been America he would have instantly been fired.

Malik Shabazz said...

Serena would have blown his mind, especially the black "cat suit" from the US Open.
#1
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"You got to have something to sit on before I carry you home."

Bklyn6 said...

"You got to have something to sit on before I carry you home."

Okay. I've only heard this lyric, like, a million times and only now does it hit me.

Man, I'm s-l-o-w.

Serena's butt deserves to be insured by Lloyds of London. It definitely should have its own zipcode. However, don't think all men are ready for all that jelly.

comb & razor nearly every image of Alenka Bikar is a booty shoot (and I can understand why). What does she look like? j/k

Undercover Black Man said...

However, don't think all men are ready for all that jelly.

Even white boys got to shout!

Undercover Black Man said...

hell, i just found out who Alenka Bikar was a few days ago...

Well, Comb & Razor, you're a step ahead of me. Not anymore, though... BAM!

Girl's gonna put Slovenia on the map.

Comb & Razor said...

bklyn6--

uh... Alenka Bikar has a face?

honest to god, i have never seen it!

Bklyn6 said...

Men! :-P

I must confess. I'm not big on football, so when I watch a game my interest is somewhat superficial; I'm always checking for the nicest butts. If I wasn't so ignorant of the sport, I'm sure I would appreciate it more.

Speaking of football, I find it interesting that you never see Pam Oliver from the neck down. Booyah!

I think she's looks great, (Go, girl!) but maybe her WMD (weapons of mass distraction) are too much for TV?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Dayum. I hope Pam doesn't mind getting hit on by athletes.

DJ Black Adam said...

We should find the man, and summarily execute him for disrespecting one of my sisters...O.K., maybe we should just beat him down...What..Oh come on people, notice the "Black Adam" part of the name :-)