Thursday, January 10, 2008

Coming: Adventures of the... EXCEPTIONAL 4!

They were credits to their race... but could they come through when the credit came due?? The whole world hangs in the balance!

You’ll cheer for Baraka! The Fresh Prince! Tiger-Man! And Undercover Black Man!

Don’t miss one thrilling moment as these Exceptional Negroes do battle with the forces of White Supremacy!!


Anonymous said...

Now, which of those is which, again?

/me ducks

Anonymous said...


Ok I'll be a villain then. Ummmmm.

Call me Mono-Culture Man!

Seeking to destroy diversity everywhere!


Alan Sepinwall said...

Based on those photos, does that mean you're The Serious One in the group?

Anonymous said...


Your nuts...that was funny as hell. :-)

Will Smith wages serious war against White Supremacist daily (Bad Boys II intro), as well as zombie vampires, androids, and Buppie Negros in Bellaire!

Tiger Woods is deep undercover. He knows the more white women he impregnates the more he can "ruin" the chances of the white man reproducing. :-)

Anonymous said...

The Wire crew gets a shout-out from...Fox Sports?


*Tanyetta* said...

i love your site! LOL

Anonymous said...

This is like the song on Sesame Street: "One of these guys is not like the other, one of these guys doesn't belong!"

Er, I'll leave it up to you to decide, though I think Alan's already nailed it and why ;-)

odocoileus said...

Now this is an exceptional Negro:

Michael Murray said...

Will Smith can play Obama in the movie of the first black president. Bill Clinton no longer counts.

bklyn6 said...

Lexington Steele in a league of his own. LOL.

Speaking of Tiger Woods. An anchor was suspended for suggesting that someone lynch
that Cablanasian.

Unknown said...


Ink a deal quick, before the studio tries to replace you with Sinbad.

Peace to you and yours in 2008.

Eric said...

You're all so articulate!

I'd like to see the adventures of the Golden Age Exceptional 4!

Sydney Poitier
James Earl Jones
Bill Cosby
Nat King Cole

plus their comic relief sidekick, Sammy Davis Jr., and their Gal Pal Lena Horne.

Anonymous said...

Haha, this made me laugh.
And I agree with michael, Will's going to end up playing Obama in the future.

Invisible Woman said...

@ schottzie03: haha!

dnA said...


Two things:

1. You look like me, just heavier and with hair. Why are the lite skinnddededed among us always the loudest? I offer exhibits Newton through Toomer.

2. Will Smith was on NPR a while ago talking about how an elderly white couple mistook him for Barack Obama. Sounds like a great MBP post.

dnA said...

wow, and in my dyslexia I called you UMB instead of UBM.


DeAngelo Starnes said...

pass the dutchie to the left hand side. I need some of that shit to get me thru this work I got up tonight.

Undercover Black Man said...

Eric: Your Golden Age Exceptional 4... Magnifique!

Actually, Mr. Poitier and Mr. Cosby currently serve on the Council of Elders... alongside Quincy Jones, Diahann Carroll, Ernie Banks and Charley Pride.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Will, what's with those reports he's joined the Church of Scientology and is saying it's just like being a Baptist? REALLY?

Undercover Black Man said...

^ I read that and I thought, "Oh shit... they gonna take aaaall his money." I hope Jada is keeping an eye on that shit.

DJ Black Adam said...


S.O.L. said...

David, how about a smile, dude? Seriously, it looks like a mug shot. :-D

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Happy New Year, S.O.L.!

Anonymous said...


With all your contacts in the industry, can't you find someone to take decent picture of yourself? It looks like you're sticking your arm out with the camera. (Sorry, I'm the daughter of a professional photographer and can't stand when people post lousy pictures of themselves.) You're better than that.