“As a white bitch, I’ve always felt we owe you black men the oral sex... to say ‘I’m sorry for slavery.’ ”
“Jewish men got the smallest thingies on the planet. The only thing shorter than a Jew’s penis is a black guy’s to-do list.”
Lisa Lampanelli is a wild one. If you’ve seen her on any of those Comedy Central roasts, you know this.
On the ol’ Video Bar, I’ve pulled up some clips from her 2007 DVD, “Dirty Girl.”