Sunday, July 15, 2007

Lisa Lampanelli on UBM-TV

“As a white bitch, I’ve always felt we owe you black men the oral sex... to say ‘I’m sorry for slavery.’ ”

“Jewish men got the smallest thingies on the planet. The only thing shorter than a Jew’s penis is a black guy’s to-do list.”


Lisa Lampanelli is a wild one. If you’ve seen her on any of those Comedy Central roasts, you know this.

On the ol’ Video Bar, I’ve pulled up some clips from her 2007 DVD, “Dirty Girl.”

7 comments:

SJ said...

Woah that woman is intense.

I'm glad I'm not that part of the audience...all the Slurpee and Apu jokes...

Undercover Black Man said...

SJ, I bet you would catch some of that from 50 percent of the American standup comics working. I suggest you never sit at a front table in a comedy club. ;^)

Queenjustine said...

....damn bitch stole my blowjob joke!!! ;)

Invisible Woman said...

Sorry, never felt her AT ALL. I heard an interview with her telling the story of how she celebrated Black History month by whipping a black guy on film, and how she only dates black guys cause they will date any white woman and be happy, regardless of the way she looks. Not funny.

Undercover Black Man said...

Invisible Woman, welcome to my spot, and thanks for commenting.

I hear what you're saying about Lampanelli... but I put her in the category of a Don Rickles. The racial/ethnic stuff is so over-the-top as to be silly.

Now Sarah Silverman, she's the one who rubs me wrong.

Invisible Woman said...

I am in agreement on the other 2, for some reason I was never offended by Don Rickles, I think it was because he was smart and ridiculous. I don't get that Lisa is, she just seems to have a bigger mouth. One of my very first posts on my blog was about Sarah Silverman and her "interesting" brand of humor; not lovin her either.

But I do love your blog :-)

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Thank you, Invisible. See you at the convention! ;^)