Yes, ABC has picked up “Cavemen” for its fall schedule.
Worse, the network is calling it “a hilarious and thought-provoking social commentary on race relations in today’s America.”
(All right, fuck the dumb shit... it’s Revolution Time, people! Y’all bring the guns, I’ll bring the paper plates.)
For a sample of the cutting-edge racial satire to come, click here and watch a brief vidclip that ABC just uploaded to its website… like they’re proud of it!
One caveman chides his fellow caveman for using the word “Cro-Magger.” To which the second caveman replies: “It’s okay if we use it.”
Which leads to a riff on “Baby Got Back” that must be seen to be believed. Except, if you see it, you’ll feel compelled to rinse your eyeballs with Clorox and set your ears on fire.
“Cavemen”… one more consumptive cough in the slow death of network television.