Did you hear about the dumbo that jumped the wall at the zoo to hug a panda bear in China last week?
They said they couldn't believe it when the bear bit the shit out of them, cause it looked so sweet and adorable. They were completely and utterly stunned.
Ummm...IT'S A BEAR! People never cease to amaze me.
^ I think Bob McAllister told that one on "Wonderama" back in the day.
Maybe, but I just remember it from a poster hanging in the back of Musicland record store at Capital Plaza Shopping Center when I was taking guitar lessons from my hippie, dope smoking, guitar teacher who had a striking resemblance to John Lennon. Once I figured out how to play, my folks were paying for me to jam with the guy for an hour.
They're cute now, but wait until they get hungry!
ReplyDeleteTake a good look cuz their gonna be extinct. ;-(
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the dumbo that jumped the wall at the zoo to hug a panda bear in China last week?
ReplyDeleteThey said they couldn't believe it when the bear bit the shit out of them, cause it looked so sweet and adorable. They were completely and utterly stunned.
Ummm...IT'S A BEAR! People never cease to amaze me.
Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
ReplyDelete1st-you did a hole in the ice
2nd-surround the hole with peas
3rd-when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole
^ I think Bob McAllister told that one on "Wonderama" back in the day.
ReplyDelete^ I think Bob McAllister told that one on "Wonderama" back in the day.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, but I just remember it from a poster hanging in the back of Musicland record store at Capital Plaza Shopping Center when I was taking guitar lessons from my hippie, dope smoking, guitar teacher who had a striking resemblance to John Lennon. Once I figured out how to play, my folks were paying for me to jam with the guy for an hour.