Only if they attend 5 different colleges, graduate with a degree in journalism, without working for either the school paper of television station....then can't name a single goddam newspaper that they've read.
Then....and only then.
However, having the power to see sh!t from places they've never visited...is good for 2 semesters at Matchbox Cover U....provided that Putin doesn't rear his head into the airspace created by one's vacuous comments in interviews about countries both attached and detached from the only decision the Supreme Court ever should or could or haven't made so that one's daughter may be forced to marry in this Handmaid's Tale.....
Wow, that was pretty VP'ish....some body find me to president.
If I were her husband, I would slap her. Not in a violence-against-women way; more in a beeyotch-you-have-no-class way.
ReplyDeleteshe needs a burka.
I guess she's wearing white because she's still a virgin...
ReplyDelete^ Zing!
ReplyDeleteIt's a nice day for a White (Trash) Wedding...
ReplyDeleteProbably an even better day for the Best Man.
I guess she wanted the day to be a mammarable one. Buh-dump-bump!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she told the groom that it's bad luck to see the bride in her wedding dress before the wedding. How else could this have happened?
bklyn6 said...
ReplyDeleteI guess she wanted the day to be a mammarable one. Buh-dump-bump!
Now that's funny...thank you.....
That small area of the body that connects with that small area of the dress must be somewhat sensitive after a while, you think?
must be a cali wedding.
ReplyDeleteI was at a wedding here in detroit last year, and the priest wouldn't start the wedding until the bride covered her exposed shoulder.
Moo, ...or is it the udder white meat.
ReplyDeletePeace
I wish I knew the story behind this photo. Alas, I do not.
ReplyDeleteAt first, I assumed it was an example of "trailer fabulous."
But the background of the photo looks vaguely foreign to me. European? Eastern European?
looking at the far left, I THINK this might be Den Haag or Rotterdam. But I do believe it's Holland.
ReplyDeleteYikes.
Bristol and Levi got married?
ReplyDeleteDon't care where they are....betcha you could stack dem boys, climb on top, see Russia. Somebody needs a field dressing.
ReplyDeleteAnother Random shout-out for showing my boy Snooks the other day...
WOW, someones a breeder!
ReplyDeleteStrippers get married too.
ReplyDelete"Strippers get married too."
ReplyDeleteIs that after they graduate from college?
"Is that after they graduate from college?"
ReplyDeleteOnly if they attend 5 different colleges, graduate with a degree in journalism, without working for either the school paper of television station....then can't name a single goddam newspaper that they've read.
Then....and only then.
However, having the power to see sh!t from places they've never visited...is good for 2 semesters at Matchbox Cover U....provided that Putin doesn't rear his head into the airspace created by one's vacuous comments in interviews about countries both attached and detached from the only decision the Supreme Court ever should or could or haven't made so that one's daughter may be forced to marry in this Handmaid's Tale.....
Wow, that was pretty VP'ish....some body find me to president.