Sunday, October 5, 2008

Random hotness

I have had dreams almost exactly like this about Rachael Ray:

12 comments:

  1. Thought they were gonna make popcorn, with all that friction.

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  2. ^ Well, maria... it's time you learned: There's a part of the psyche of every man that doesn't progress past the age of 15.

    ;^)

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  3. i was married for 20 years and i have a 14 year old son, so i feel you.

    however, rachel RAY? i never even thought she was attractive. like. at. all.

    that voice! or, well, as ani difranco said something about if you've got something in your mouth...

    nevermind!

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  4. Dave,

    Did you see her Maxim layout a while back?

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  5. ^ You mean FHM? Yah. I shucked a whole bushel o' corn behind that.

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  6. Maria, don't get it twisted. Rachael Ray is a seriously underrated cutie.

    The ladies of the Food Channel bring the heat in the looks department, I tell ya.

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  7. ^ you're lucky.

    for the ladies who are the viewers, it's slim pickin's.

    mario batali is just too fat to even watch on tv
    anymore, let alone think about in any other way.

    see what i mean:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtvFda-zPVg&feature=user

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  8. for the ladies who are the viewers, it's slim pickin's.

    I found Jim O'Connor, the former host of the Food Network's "The Secret Life Of", quite handsome. He was a little self-deprecating and didn't seem to take himself too seriously. I thought that was kind of charming.

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  9. Oh yeah, Rachael Ray is a serious hottie!

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