... because by noon tomorrow, “Joe the Plumber” will be played-the- fuck-out.Anyway... who will be the first rapper to use this lyric: I lay more pipe than Joe the Plumber?
(I suggest rhyming it with: Hittin’ skins like a drummer.)
UPDATE (10/15/08): Pin a medal on Mark Matthews for being first with a song on YouTube:
Maybe it's an Obama rap.
ReplyDeleteThroughout the summer, they called me Newcomer...
Rockin' more Casbahs than Joe Strummer?
ReplyDeleteCallin' McCain n' Palin Dumb and Dumber?
If Obama don't win it'll be a long hot summer?
If McCain wins it'll be a major bummer?
I'm a bit more generous. I'll be willing to accept "Joe the Plumber" jokes until midnight tomorrow, so that SNL, Stewart, Colbert, and Letterman will be able to get their digs in. After that though, they're done.
ReplyDeleteAnd my daddy was a number runner...
ReplyDeleteI mime better than a professional mummer?
ReplyDeleteIf I pay more taxes, gotta give up my Hummer?
(I thought of another use of "hummer," but...um...yeah, can't post that from here *coff*.)
ReplyDeleteIf I pay more taxes, gotta give up my Hummer?
WIN!
Why can't Joe Bag O' Doughnuts get any love from the GOP? He'd kick Joe The Plumber and Joe Sixpack's ass.
ReplyDelete^ Heh-heh...
ReplyDeleteIn East Baltimore, especially near the North and Greenmount Ave. juncture, there was a different kind of Joe. I can't remember the name of the Drug kingpin, may have Little Melvin, but he had several lieutenants who were referred to with a Joe prefix such as Joe Nitti, Joe Crowbar, etc.
ReplyDeleteWhen I played softball with and against several guys in the 20th street area, it was considered a badge of honor to be given a Joe name. Of the dozens I've had in my life, one of my faves is Joe Fence which I earned playing in the field behind the Baltimore City Education Bldg.
just got an update....Little Melvin's guy was named Joe Perry.
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