They were credits to their race... but could they come through when the credit came due?? The whole world hangs in the balance!You’ll cheer for Baraka! The Fresh Prince! Tiger-Man! And Undercover Black Man!
Don’t miss one thrilling moment as these Exceptional Negroes do battle with the forces of White Supremacy!!
Now, which of those is which, again?
ReplyDelete/me ducks
Hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteOk I'll be a villain then. Ummmmm.
Call me Mono-Culture Man!
Seeking to destroy diversity everywhere!
lol.
Based on those photos, does that mean you're The Serious One in the group?
ReplyDeleteUCBM:
ReplyDeleteYour nuts...that was funny as hell. :-)
Will Smith wages serious war against White Supremacist daily (Bad Boys II intro), as well as zombie vampires, androids, and Buppie Negros in Bellaire!
Tiger Woods is deep undercover. He knows the more white women he impregnates the more he can "ruin" the chances of the white man reproducing. :-)
The Wire crew gets a shout-out from...Fox Sports?
ReplyDeletehttp://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7658418
PASSING
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i love your site! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is like the song on Sesame Street: "One of these guys is not like the other, one of these guys doesn't belong!"
ReplyDeleteEr, I'll leave it up to you to decide, though I think Alan's already nailed it and why ;-)
Now this is an exceptional Negro:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lexsteele.com/
Will Smith can play Obama in the movie of the first black president. Bill Clinton no longer counts.
ReplyDeleteLexington Steele in a league of his own. LOL.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Tiger Woods. An anchor was suspended for suggesting that someone lynch
that Cablanasian.
UBM,
ReplyDeleteInk a deal quick, before the studio tries to replace you with Sinbad.
Peace to you and yours in 2008.
You're all so articulate!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the adventures of the Golden Age Exceptional 4!
Sydney Poitier
James Earl Jones
Bill Cosby
and
Nat King Cole
plus their comic relief sidekick, Sammy Davis Jr., and their Gal Pal Lena Horne.
Haha, this made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with michael, Will's going to end up playing Obama in the future.
@ schottzie03: haha!
ReplyDeleteUMB,
ReplyDeleteTwo things:
1. You look like me, just heavier and with hair. Why are the lite skinnddededed among us always the loudest? I offer exhibits Newton through Toomer.
2. Will Smith was on NPR a while ago talking about how an elderly white couple mistook him for Barack Obama. Sounds like a great MBP post.
wow, and in my dyslexia I called you UMB instead of UBM.
ReplyDeleteUNDERCOVERMANBLAK!
Dave,
ReplyDeletepass the dutchie to the left hand side. I need some of that shit to get me thru this work I got up tonight.
Eric: Your Golden Age Exceptional 4... Magnifique!
ReplyDeleteActually, Mr. Poitier and Mr. Cosby currently serve on the Council of Elders... alongside Quincy Jones, Diahann Carroll, Ernie Banks and Charley Pride.
Speaking of Will, what's with those reports he's joined the Church of Scientology and is saying it's just like being a Baptist? REALLY?
ReplyDelete^ I read that and I thought, "Oh shit... they gonna take aaaall his money." I hope Jada is keeping an eye on that shit.
ReplyDeleteDavid, how about a smile, dude? Seriously, it looks like a mug shot. :-D
ReplyDelete^ Happy New Year, S.O.L.!
ReplyDeleteUCBM,
ReplyDeleteWith all your contacts in the industry, can't you find someone to take decent picture of yourself? It looks like you're sticking your arm out with the camera. (Sorry, I'm the daughter of a professional photographer and can't stand when people post lousy pictures of themselves.) You're better than that.