No, not the classic poem by Clement Clarke Moore... though my boy Tay Zonday does a proper reading of that one on YouTube. (Looks like Tay gots paids again too, judging by the daggone movie ad!)This version comes from the King of the Freak-Talkers... that ol’ nasty nucca named Rudy Ray Moore. His “Night Before Christmas” contains big rubber dicks, plenty of cussin’ and a touch of bestiality to warm your cockles.
It first appeared on “The Rudy Ray Moore Christmas Album” back in the ’70s. That album was reissued on CD as “This Ain’t No White Christmas!” And now, it’s digitally downloadable for the first time! (Available at Amazon.com, eMusic and iTunes.)
So if you’re ready for some Rudy, click here. Just make sure the little ones are all snug in their beds.
Good lord, that Tay Zonday reading was awesome. I want to hear that guy's voice everywhere: in airports, in train stations, the back of a cab. It makes me feel happy.
ReplyDelete^ Yes, Dan! And yet, some grumpuses refuse to give him the love.
ReplyDeleteTay Zonday did a great job on that reading. I had forgotten Rudy Ray Moore has a absoulately nasty mouth. I started too listen then remember.
ReplyDelete^ Hope you wasn't shocked too bad, JJ. ;^)
ReplyDeleteTay still looks like Janet Jackson. And Ray is just a hot ghetto mess! :P
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