tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post6496165688864295127..comments2024-03-24T23:57:28.687-07:00Comments on Undercover Black Man: UBM presents: Celebrity Tweets of the Day!Undercover Black Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-41916465310840662422009-08-21T20:55:37.990-07:002009-08-21T20:55:37.990-07:00Wait, isnt Shaq too tall for amusement park rides?...Wait, isnt Shaq too tall for amusement park rides? Id think so.<br /><br />LLola Getshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07058543308191117858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-4744832302272850012009-08-21T15:37:59.653-07:002009-08-21T15:37:59.653-07:00Mickey Rooney is a sweet old man. Ill wants to pin...Mickey Rooney is a sweet old man. Ill wants to pinch his chubby little cheeks.... no homo<br /><br />I think Twitter was by commissioned by the Manhattan Institute. A concerted effort to make us dummer. ;)illmathividualnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-38038978396344614142009-08-21T14:07:11.093-07:002009-08-21T14:07:11.093-07:00My first reaction to the tweets was "who give...My first reaction to the tweets was "who gives a f*ck?" But then I remembered that a tweet confirmed a possible celebrity sighting I had a few months ago.<br /><br />So yay for tweets!<br /><br />Um...a little.bklyn6https://www.blogger.com/profile/03878143211808703104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-23854651168557257382009-08-21T10:01:59.816-07:002009-08-21T10:01:59.816-07:00Shaquille needs to hook up with Star for weight lo...<em>Shaquille needs to hook up with Star for weight loss tips to fit his ass in the rides.</em><br /><br />Ha!<br /><br />Well played, KST. Well played indeed.Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-53234698145721613482009-08-21T09:41:35.414-07:002009-08-21T09:41:35.414-07:00What a great way to kill some brain cells on my lu...What a great way to kill some brain cells on my lunch hour!<br /><br />Miley and Kim need to hook up and discuss their mutual retainer issues.<br /><br />Shaquille needs to hook up with Star for weight loss tips to fit his ass in the rides.<br /><br />P. Diddy - got nothin' for this one. Um, maybe he should fan God on FB?<br /><br />Hill Haper - He's pretty.<br /><br />Erykah- for real? Cos when I saw you in concert in Cincy it took you two hours to bring your diva behind onstage! <br /><br />Lance and Serena - just had a naughty visual of them in a steam room together. ; )KSThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02594832284191260116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-27714890470884973782009-08-21T09:26:11.093-07:002009-08-21T09:26:11.093-07:00"There's a concept here somewhere. I just..."There's a concept here somewhere. I just don't know what it is yet."<br /><br />The contrast between the lonely old guy who can't listen to the radio because of the repeating music (and no jazz), can't adjust the antenna on the tv because there is no more analog tv, can't figure out the car controls, etc. and the people surrounding him using all the gadgets he is unaware of.papaseannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-89391633285082086512009-08-21T09:25:23.064-07:002009-08-21T09:25:23.064-07:005. Deceased friends and family
Tweets from the de...<em>5. Deceased friends and family</em><br /><br />Tweets from the dead... Now <em>that's</em> a fuckin' concept, la.Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-44916399096180329162009-08-21T09:23:59.123-07:002009-08-21T09:23:59.123-07:00^ I didn't even know you were on Twitter, quir...^ I didn't even know you were on Twitter, quirkychick.<br /><br />The thing about tweeting is... by design it's not conducive to complicated thought or artful language.<br /><br />Unlike blogging, which is the greatest mode of human expression since Pharaonic hieroglyphics!Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-5788508100455294092009-08-21T09:13:51.255-07:002009-08-21T09:13:51.255-07:00Twitter is basically a bonanza for the exhibitioni...Twitter is basically a bonanza for the exhibitionists, the voyeurs and those who want to try to make celebrities their friends by tweeting at them.<br /><br />Myself - I like it to blow off steam. It's a place I can express my neuroses (I don't have many people following me and I like it like that) and say a lot of completely rude and inappropriate stuff I'd like to say to people's faces, but lately I've actually started saying it to their faces so I twitter less.quirkychickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04353130475402887985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-89467693920660695432009-08-21T08:42:42.100-07:002009-08-21T08:42:42.100-07:00I believe Twitter allows some celebrities to fill ...I believe Twitter allows some celebrities to fill that deep hole that leaves them insecure and craving attention.<br /><br />Clearly there is some confusion here about their importance to the world. <br /><br />I would like to read tweets from:<br /><br />1. Obama<br />2. Osama<br />3. God<br />4. Devil<br />5. Deceased friends and familylawegohardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-44067066327134401362009-08-21T07:38:10.778-07:002009-08-21T07:38:10.778-07:00^ Job don't kick in for another few weeks.^ Job don't kick in for another few weeks.Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-40198014114399088922009-08-21T07:21:08.134-07:002009-08-21T07:21:08.134-07:00Lawd have mercy man! I thought you had a job. Ho...Lawd have mercy man! I thought you had a job. How do you have time to read all of that random nonsense?<br /><br />I got on to Twitter to read your girl MH-L's Tweets because Rachel Maddow raved about them. After a few reads, I decided that I'd rather scrub the toilets. I've got my own life.Geneva Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-43513471948775598912009-08-21T01:15:44.859-07:002009-08-21T01:15:44.859-07:00Amazingly!UnbelievableAmazingly!UnbelievableD W JazzLoverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10364668632222212220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4486244714643027014.post-41225146414485081322009-08-20T23:27:04.844-07:002009-08-20T23:27:04.844-07:00There's a concept here somewhere. I just don&#...There's a concept here somewhere. I just don't know what it is yet.Undercover Black Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08704721024820668555noreply@blogger.com