Nigerian scam haiku

(These haiku were derived from actual scam emails archived at the Nigerian Fraud Email Gallery.)

I have the courage
to crave indulgence for this
important business...


We are ready to
transfer the fund overseas.
That is where you come in.


We have worked out all
modalities for a swift
and risk-free transfer.


When you contact me,
then we shall discuss how the
money will be split...